Desertsnow
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3265: You pass through a suburban neighborhood dominated by red brick buildings and worry about cultural pressure by the Romans or Babylonians.
more reasons that you've been playing too much
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azzaman333
meh
3266: then you realise its the germans after a serious colour change and start worrying about sneak attack
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Chieftain
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tR1cKy said:
I didnt want to admit that , but thank god im not the only one
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Chieftain
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3266: You constently haggle your friends family and your lord mayor that building a coliseum in your own city . would incourage growth and culture and by building one people from all over the globe would flock to us .
3267: You wonder in Englands current mutal protection pat with america how much of a raw deal they got counting how many luxiries and resources they had to use and if thier world and terriotry maps were included in the deal .
3268: You try to explain to a history professor that Australia was founded by a clitch in the system . that Common criminals from Conoliztion some how ended up boarding a galloen on a island to the new world in Civ 3 .
3269: You insist the Great Wall is in Rome and the Pyrmaids are in Germany and that the hanging gardens are actually real and are in egypt and that the Cherokee own the Apollo Program, america just invaded the city it was built on so they shouldnt be allowed to call it thiers .
3267: You wonder in Englands current mutal protection pat with america how much of a raw deal they got counting how many luxiries and resources they had to use and if thier world and terriotry maps were included in the deal .
3268: You try to explain to a history professor that Australia was founded by a clitch in the system . that Common criminals from Conoliztion some how ended up boarding a galloen on a island to the new world in Civ 3 .
3269: You insist the Great Wall is in Rome and the Pyrmaids are in Germany and that the hanging gardens are actually real and are in egypt and that the Cherokee own the Apollo Program, america just invaded the city it was built on so they shouldnt be allowed to call it thiers .
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Chieftain
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One More turn ends up finishing at 4 am in the morning
greekguy
Missed the Boat
3274- When you sacrifice your virgin daughter in honor of your friendship with your neighbor when he lends you his lawnmower.
3275- When you think the Iraqi war would've been won a lot quicker if Bush used ROP Rape.
3276- When you don't understand why every town in China doesn't have a wall around it, since they built the Great Wall.
3277- When you don't understand why Washingtion D.C. is a corrupt filled hellhole when it is America's capital city. Also, why isn't there a palace there?
3278- You've seen every single civ leader in the Modern Age and memorized what they look like.
3275- When you think the Iraqi war would've been won a lot quicker if Bush used ROP Rape.
3276- When you don't understand why every town in China doesn't have a wall around it, since they built the Great Wall.
3277- When you don't understand why Washingtion D.C. is a corrupt filled hellhole when it is America's capital city. Also, why isn't there a palace there?
3278- You've seen every single civ leader in the Modern Age and memorized what they look like.
Okay guys, we have mixed up numbers. This one should be 3386, so that's where I'm starting.
3386: You think only 31 countries exist, instead of almost 200.
3387: Then you realize there's only 14, since 17 were destroyed.
3388: You think that the world is a huge size modded civ 3 game, with 31 players, 17 of which have been destroyed. And the world began in 4000 BC and will end in 2050 AD unless someone wins first...
3389: You think the dinosuars never existed, because that would have been before 4000 BC.
3390: In C3C, you beat all civs on all difficulty levels, then beat all the conquests (including the intro ones), with all civs available in each conquest, on all difficulty levels.
3391: You do #3390 before 2050 AD...
3392: the FBI has a "ten biggest CivFanatics in the world" list- and you're on it.
3393: You think that spearman can beat Modern Armors in the real world, since they do it all the time in the game.
3394: You call Bush and tell him #3393.
3395: After doing #3394, the FBI makes you #1 on their "ten biggest CivFanatics" list.
3396: You fantasize making out with Joan D'Arc...
3397: You then fantasize building a time machine so that you can travel back in time and meet Joan D'Arc in person...
3398: You do, but she's too busy fighting the Battle of Orleans.
3399: Sid level is easy.
3400: When the world doesn't end in 2050 AD, You think the player of the civ 3 game in #3388 must have changed the turn limit beyond 540.
Although I can still think of more reasons, I'll wait since I just got 3400.
3386: You think only 31 countries exist, instead of almost 200.
3387: Then you realize there's only 14, since 17 were destroyed.
3388: You think that the world is a huge size modded civ 3 game, with 31 players, 17 of which have been destroyed. And the world began in 4000 BC and will end in 2050 AD unless someone wins first...
3389: You think the dinosuars never existed, because that would have been before 4000 BC.
3390: In C3C, you beat all civs on all difficulty levels, then beat all the conquests (including the intro ones), with all civs available in each conquest, on all difficulty levels.
3391: You do #3390 before 2050 AD...
3392: the FBI has a "ten biggest CivFanatics in the world" list- and you're on it.
3393: You think that spearman can beat Modern Armors in the real world, since they do it all the time in the game.
3394: You call Bush and tell him #3393.
3395: After doing #3394, the FBI makes you #1 on their "ten biggest CivFanatics" list.
3396: You fantasize making out with Joan D'Arc...
3397: You then fantasize building a time machine so that you can travel back in time and meet Joan D'Arc in person...
3398: You do, but she's too busy fighting the Battle of Orleans.
3399: Sid level is easy.
3400: When the world doesn't end in 2050 AD, You think the player of the civ 3 game in #3388 must have changed the turn limit beyond 540.
Although I can still think of more reasons, I'll wait since I just got 3400.
taipei_lad
Chieftain
3401: You see a cow in a field and wonder why no one has mined it yet,
3402: You wonder why Milla Jovovich isn't bald in the movie Joan Of Arc.
3402: You wonder why Milla Jovovich isn't bald in the movie Joan Of Arc.
3403: You know Diplomatic Victory is off, or Ghana would have won.
3404: You know Cultural Victory is off, because plenty of countries would have won.
3405: You are pretty sure Spaceship Victory is off, because there's only 44 turns until 2050, and no one has started a spaceship yet.
3406: But then you read #3400 and realize 2050 isn't the end of the world, so spaceship might be on.
3407: You call Bush and tell him to hurry up conquering Arabia.
3408: You wonder how Rome got destroyed; after all, the Huns aren't a civ (except in Fall of Rome Conquest).
3409: You think the player in #3388 got all of these messages (and are playing as America- sorry if I don't know who really killed some of these civs, and feel free to correct me):
"The rampaging Persian forces have destroyed the Babylonians."
"The Sumerians have been destroyed!"
"The Hittites have been destroyed!"
"The rampaging Roman forces have destroyed the Greeks."
"The rampaging Roman forces have destroyed the Persians."
"The rampaging Roman forces have destroyed the Carthaginians."
"The rampaging Roman forces have destroyed the Egyptians."
"The Romans have been destroyed!"
"The Vikings have been destroyed!"
"The rampaging English forces have destroyed the Zulu."
"The rampaging Ottoman forces have destroyed the Byzantines."
"The rampaging Spanish forces have destroyed the Aztecs."
"The rampaging Spanish forces have destroyed the Incas."
"The rampaging Spanish forces have destroyed the Mayans."
"The rampaging English forces have destroyed the Celts."
"The rampaging Chinese forces have destroyed the Mongols."
"Sir, we have destroyed the fledging Iroqouis."
3410: and, when Bush conquers the Arabs, the afore mentioned player will git the message:
"Sir, we have destroyed the great Arabs."
3404: You know Cultural Victory is off, because plenty of countries would have won.
3405: You are pretty sure Spaceship Victory is off, because there's only 44 turns until 2050, and no one has started a spaceship yet.
3406: But then you read #3400 and realize 2050 isn't the end of the world, so spaceship might be on.
3407: You call Bush and tell him to hurry up conquering Arabia.
3408: You wonder how Rome got destroyed; after all, the Huns aren't a civ (except in Fall of Rome Conquest).
3409: You think the player in #3388 got all of these messages (and are playing as America- sorry if I don't know who really killed some of these civs, and feel free to correct me):
"The rampaging Persian forces have destroyed the Babylonians."
"The Sumerians have been destroyed!"
"The Hittites have been destroyed!"
"The rampaging Roman forces have destroyed the Greeks."
"The rampaging Roman forces have destroyed the Persians."
"The rampaging Roman forces have destroyed the Carthaginians."
"The rampaging Roman forces have destroyed the Egyptians."
"The Romans have been destroyed!"
"The Vikings have been destroyed!"
"The rampaging English forces have destroyed the Zulu."
"The rampaging Ottoman forces have destroyed the Byzantines."
"The rampaging Spanish forces have destroyed the Aztecs."
"The rampaging Spanish forces have destroyed the Incas."
"The rampaging Spanish forces have destroyed the Mayans."
"The rampaging English forces have destroyed the Celts."
"The rampaging Chinese forces have destroyed the Mongols."
"Sir, we have destroyed the fledging Iroqouis."
3410: and, when Bush conquers the Arabs, the afore mentioned player will git the message:
"Sir, we have destroyed the great Arabs."
#3411: You wonder why, when a new scientific breakthrough was made, no one heard a booming voice-over by Leonard Nimoy.
#3412: You think all the fish, whales, and crabs in the world all gather in a few selected spots and live no where else.
#3413: You wake up, expecting to see a giant warrior standing guard over your city.
#3414: You think every country's borders are lined out in bright, pretty colors!
#3412: You think all the fish, whales, and crabs in the world all gather in a few selected spots and live no where else.
#3413: You wake up, expecting to see a giant warrior standing guard over your city.
#3414: You think every country's borders are lined out in bright, pretty colors!
3417: You mod the game so that you can see Theo, Cleo, Lizzy, Cathy, Joan, and/or Isabella, in swimsuits or even completely naked (plenty of jokes about romance w/girl civ leaders in last thread)...
3418: You completely understand my romance female leader jokes (which I don't find all that funny)
3419: You read all of last thread, and all of this thread (guilty)
3420: You found a magical genie-in-a-lamp, and this is what you wished for:
1. To not have to eat or sleep, so you can play civ all the time.
2. Electricity is free, and the computer and disk will never break, so you won't need money.
3. A new difficulty level above Sid, since it's way too easy...
3421: You do 3420, before waking up, realizing it was just a dream, and cursing that you have to sleep.
3422: You live within 1 mile of Sid Meier, and are proud of it.
3423: You try to get close to Sid Meier whenever you're not playing civ... which is about once a week...
3424: Because of the security force keep having to take you out of Sid's mansion, he signs a 1 mile-restraining order on you, forcing you to move into a crappy apartment until the order expires.
3425: You keep on telling Bush to nuke the Middle East.
3426: You also tell him that spearman really can beat Modern Armor.
3427: You never research Nationalism, so that if you get attacked by enemy tanks, you can disconnect your Iron, Saltpeter, and Rubber and make spearman.
3428: You check the combat calculator to discover in horror that Tanks can beat spearman, and have a good chance of doing so.
3429: After reading 3428, you mod the game so that spearmen really can beat tanks, and always do.
3430: After reading #3389, you say, "Dinosaurs? What are dinosaurs?"
3418: You completely understand my romance female leader jokes (which I don't find all that funny)
3419: You read all of last thread, and all of this thread (guilty)
3420: You found a magical genie-in-a-lamp, and this is what you wished for:
1. To not have to eat or sleep, so you can play civ all the time.
2. Electricity is free, and the computer and disk will never break, so you won't need money.
3. A new difficulty level above Sid, since it's way too easy...
3421: You do 3420, before waking up, realizing it was just a dream, and cursing that you have to sleep.
3422: You live within 1 mile of Sid Meier, and are proud of it.
3423: You try to get close to Sid Meier whenever you're not playing civ... which is about once a week...
3424: Because of the security force keep having to take you out of Sid's mansion, he signs a 1 mile-restraining order on you, forcing you to move into a crappy apartment until the order expires.
3425: You keep on telling Bush to nuke the Middle East.
3426: You also tell him that spearman really can beat Modern Armor.
3427: You never research Nationalism, so that if you get attacked by enemy tanks, you can disconnect your Iron, Saltpeter, and Rubber and make spearman.
3428: You check the combat calculator to discover in horror that Tanks can beat spearman, and have a good chance of doing so.
3429: After reading 3428, you mod the game so that spearmen really can beat tanks, and always do.
3430: After reading #3389, you say, "Dinosaurs? What are dinosaurs?"
Matto the Hun
Chieftain
Gee up to #3430 or so eh? I hope this one hasn't been brought up, or at least not in this way.... so here goes.
#3431 - After living in your 1 Bed/ 1Bath condo for 5 years you look at your next-door neighbors' places and wonder why you can't just declare on them and send a stack to take over their condos.
#3432 - You also start to wonder if your condo has enough culture to flip your neighbors' condos, and if hardwood floors and next kitchen cabinets will add enough culture to do this.
#3433 - you post a message on the CivFanatics board asking if you will take a rep hit if you declare on your neighbors and also if you will take hit if, once you take over their condo, you starve out the remaining occupants.
#3431 - After living in your 1 Bed/ 1Bath condo for 5 years you look at your next-door neighbors' places and wonder why you can't just declare on them and send a stack to take over their condos.
#3432 - You also start to wonder if your condo has enough culture to flip your neighbors' condos, and if hardwood floors and next kitchen cabinets will add enough culture to do this.
#3433 - you post a message on the CivFanatics board asking if you will take a rep hit if you declare on your neighbors and also if you will take hit if, once you take over their condo, you starve out the remaining occupants.
3435: You got so caught up in civ that you forgot about your rehersals for the school play this morning and this afternoon (actually happened to me today, I missed the morning rehersal and the drama teacher had to remind me about the afternoon one 
)
3436: You are upset that Spring break is over, because now you have to wait 71 more days to summer break, in which you will play civ3 all day, just like Spring Break...
3437: When Summer draws to a close, you try to squeeze in as much time as possible playing civ3 before having to go back to school.
3438: You study the dinosuars in class, and when you hear the existed 215 million-65 million years ago, and you say that's impossible, because the world began 6006 years ago.
3439: You actually did 3437, got laughed at, and got an F--------------- (that's 15 minuses!!!!!)
3440: Your F 15 minuses reminds you of the F-15...
3441: You only know the F 15 minus grade is bad because F-15's suck.
)3436: You are upset that Spring break is over, because now you have to wait 71 more days to summer break, in which you will play civ3 all day, just like Spring Break...
3437: When Summer draws to a close, you try to squeeze in as much time as possible playing civ3 before having to go back to school.
3438: You study the dinosuars in class, and when you hear the existed 215 million-65 million years ago, and you say that's impossible, because the world began 6006 years ago.
3439: You actually did 3437, got laughed at, and got an F--------------- (that's 15 minuses!!!!!)
3440: Your F 15 minuses reminds you of the F-15...
3441: You only know the F 15 minus grade is bad because F-15's suck.
3442: You are mad that Mankonnen got #3434, forcing you to change your numbers.
3443: You read clue #408 on: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=33370&page=14
and thought no, stoplights like like this:
Note: look for post 277 on that page
3444: You don't like Chieftess for closing the last thread, so you make plans for declaring war on her...
3445: But your military advisor said "compared to them, our military is weak!", so you decide to build up your army first.
3446: You already have, and have already declared war on chieftess.
3447: You hava also signed MPP's and MA's to get other people on your side, and Chieftess did the same...
3448: leading to an Epic battle with only one way to settle who wins...
3449: MASSIVE EPIC ONLINE MULTIPLAYER CIV BATTLE!!!!!!!!
3450: You don't laugh at any of the jokes in this thread or the last thread, because they are true about you.
3451: Your advisor keeps telling you: $CFCMEMBER0 has refused to acknoweledge our envoy (PM)!
3452: Because of #3451, you think you're on their ignore list.
3453: To test #3452, you plant a spy (use spybots) in their capital (computer) and investigate their city (ignore list).
3454: Your spy in #3453 determined you were, but got caught in the act and killed. $CFCMEMBER0 is not pleased.
3455: You then realize why $CFCMEMBER0 ignores you; because $CFCMEMBER0 is Chieftess (not that you didn't already know), whom you are at war with, but have been for less than six turns...
3456: And because of 3454, you are pretty sure she will continue to not acknoweldge your envoy even after six turns
3443: You read clue #408 on: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=33370&page=14
and thought no, stoplights like like this:
Note: look for post 277 on that page
3444: You don't like Chieftess for closing the last thread, so you make plans for declaring war on her...
3445: But your military advisor said "compared to them, our military is weak!", so you decide to build up your army first.
3446: You already have, and have already declared war on chieftess.
3447: You hava also signed MPP's and MA's to get other people on your side, and Chieftess did the same...
3448: leading to an Epic battle with only one way to settle who wins...
3449: MASSIVE EPIC ONLINE MULTIPLAYER CIV BATTLE!!!!!!!!
3450: You don't laugh at any of the jokes in this thread or the last thread, because they are true about you.
3451: Your advisor keeps telling you: $CFCMEMBER0 has refused to acknoweledge our envoy (PM)!
3452: Because of #3451, you think you're on their ignore list.
3453: To test #3452, you plant a spy (use spybots) in their capital (computer) and investigate their city (ignore list).
3454: Your spy in #3453 determined you were, but got caught in the act and killed. $CFCMEMBER0 is not pleased.
3455: You then realize why $CFCMEMBER0 ignores you; because $CFCMEMBER0 is Chieftess (not that you didn't already know), whom you are at war with, but have been for less than six turns...
3456: And because of 3454, you are pretty sure she will continue to not acknoweldge your envoy even after six turns
3457: You own all editions of civ, civ2, civ3, and civ4.
3458: You waited in line in front of a store the day all the versions came out
3459: You plan to wait in line for the civ4 warlords expansion pack.
3460: You think that if this thread reaches clue #20000, CFC will win by culture.
3461: You think TF has advisors and envoys.
3462: You know #3461 is true, because you are one of them.
3463: You wonder why Bush has not yet used his
on the Arabs.
3464: People keep asking for a tribute to ensure your survival.
3465: One of the ones you say no to declares war.
3466: You need an army, and decide to build SoZ or Knight's Templar to get one.
3467: You actually did #3466, and wondered where all the Crusaders/Anc Cavs are.
3458: You waited in line in front of a store the day all the versions came out
3459: You plan to wait in line for the civ4 warlords expansion pack.
3460: You think that if this thread reaches clue #20000, CFC will win by culture.
3461: You think TF has advisors and envoys.
3462: You know #3461 is true, because you are one of them.
3463: You wonder why Bush has not yet used his
on the Arabs.3464: People keep asking for a tribute to ensure your survival.
3465: One of the ones you say no to declares war.
3466: You need an army, and decide to build SoZ or Knight's Templar to get one.
3467: You actually did #3466, and wondered where all the Crusaders/Anc Cavs are.
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