more reasons that you've been playing too much

[Pentium]

3616: You do 3615 even though you haven't played Civ3 for more than half a year.
3617: You also know all the advisor shortcuts, hotkeys, and ways to interrupt the turn sequence.

 

[Sashie VII]

3618: You're actually offering tuition classes for playing civ

 

[Pentium]

3619. You make a fortune with these classes.
3620. But then one of your students grabs a spear, declares war on you and only signs peace for all your gold.

 

[Sashie VII]

3620. But then one of your students grabs a spear, declares war on you and only signs peace for all your gold.

3621: And that student happens to be a CFC mod (no offense, j/k!)

 

[bleedblue]

3622: You join Sheehan and chant "All we're saying is give peace a chance."

3623: You wonder how the CIA screwed up... our spies always tell the truth.

3624: You don't understand why there is an immigration problem- just say "get out or declare war"

3625: You wonder who the Iraqis are... you say "Didn't I just conquer Babylon?"

3626: You wonder why there is a relay for life... why not just build a cure for cancer?

3627: You're playing as America, and the AI builds the wonder 'George W. Bush'- you are forced to declare war with all other civs.

3628: You dream that you're playing Civ3. You wake up and realise that you actually were.

 

[choxorn]

3613: And the celebration lasted until you ran out of mummies, at which point your people turned you into one so that they could continue celebrating and elected the Foreign Advisor to replace you.

3629: Your Foreign Advisor was also eaten.
3630: She was replaced by the Science advisor, who started a revolution and went into Fascism so he could use the whip to kill the citizens before they killed him.
3631: They figured this out, and abandoned their cities, so the science advisor lost.
3632: You wonder why East coast U.S. cities, like Washington D.C. and NYC, are corrupt hellholes while West coast cities, like Seattle and Portland, are doing just fine. After all, the capital is on the east coast.
3633: You read 3632 and wonder how Washington D.C. can have any corruption at all.

 

[Sashie VII]

3634: You have studied your country's map to determine "how I would've placed my palace and FP" at least once

 

[choxorn]

3635: You check a globe/world map and wonder why there's no pollution.
3636: You think it's because workers must have cleaned it up already.
3637: Global Warming (that mess you left on the table) turns the fake tree near your table into fake grass.

 

[Fox Mccloud]

3638: You think terorits are barbarians.

 

[Sashie VII]

3638: You think terorits are barbarians.

3639: Then you wonder why most of them you've seen on TV doesn't wear white

 

[choxorn]

3640: Then you realize the planes they use as suicide bombs are white
3641: You then wonder how they can have planes- barbarians can't create air units, even if you use the editor to edit their primary ground unit/secondary ground unit/water unit, since those are only ground and sea units.
3642: You then wonder why the Barbarian terrorists don't use warriors/horseman/galleys.
3643: Then you remembered that the world is a civ game, and the player must have edited the rules or something.

 

[Sashie VII]

3643: Then you remembered that the world is a civ game, and the player must have edited the rules or something

3644: You start your day by screaming to the sky at the 'player' saying "Give me a good day, will you?"

 

[choxorn]

3645: You realize it's the RNG that gives you bad days, so you sneak into the civ3 folder on the player's computer and edit the RNG to favor you above all.

 

[Sashie VII]

3645: You realize it's the RNG that gives you bad days, so you sneak into the civ3 folder on the player's computer and edit the RNG to favor you above all.

3646: You were caught and instead of favoring you, the RNG was edited by the player to do otherwise.
3647: You have ever spent more than 6 hours straight on CFC forums

 

[choxorn]

3646: You were caught and instead of favoring you, the RNG was edited by the player to do otherwise.

3648: But you had a backup plan- launching an ICBM at the RNG!
3649: But it's intercepted by the RNG's SDI.
3650: You keep pn launching ICBM's, all of which are intercepted, until you remember that the RNG controls everything, and that was a collosal waste of time and ICBM's.
3651: The RNG, mad, sends a warrior against you, which kills you even though he's a conscript and you're an elite fortified Mechanized Infantry on grassland!
3652: Your ghost checks the combat calculator and sees that that the Warrior had a 0% chance of beating you, and determine the RNG was cheating!!!!!
3653: When the player finds out, he edits the RNG to always give you good luck, such as suddenly waking up in the hospital completely fine after 5 years in a coma...
3654: And since the RNG no longer has a mind of its own, you keep on launching ICBM's at it (which you do for revenge and since the player's editing didn't seem to work), and suceed! The RNG is destroyed, and chaos descends upon the world without it!
3655: The player then deletes all save files of this world, because all of cities (and all the AI cities) fell into irreversible civil disorder, which then descended into never-ending anarchy.
3656: (for students) your teacher tells you to write an essay about ancient civilization, and you write about your civ game when it was in ancient times, which was 4000 B.C. to 3950 B.C.

 

[Sashie VII]

3656: (for students) your teacher tells you to write an essay about ancient civilization, and you write about your civ game when it was in ancient times, which was 4000 B.C. to 3950 B.C.

3657:Instead of scolding you, your teacher is actually interested to see your civ savegame to compare notes.
3658:Your teacher then asks you to join his/her SG, which would be your special assignment for that subject.

 

[choxorn]

3658:Your teacher then asks you to join his/her SG, which would be your special assignment for that subject.

 

[TimBentley]

I think that's a sign your teacher has been playing too much.

 

[Makonnen5]

3659-You ask your teacher how many turns did it take Rome to conquer Carthage, and wonder why Carthage didnt sign MPP with other nations.

 

[choxorn]

3660: You know it's because Carthage was in Ancient Times, as was the rest of the world.
3661: You start posting responses like these that aren't very good just to get your post count up (doing this right now )
3662: You don't do the above so you can get your post count up, but so everyone is tricked in to thinking you don't have any good clues left so when you're really saving your good ones to grab clue 4000.
3663: You hope than when this thread hits clue #4000, TF will change the main site link to "4000 clues" and include all the clues from the last thread and this one, change the ones that need their smilies to be funny to actual smilies instead of vB code, and make the numbers correct.

Was that a little confusing?