My Wish Is Ruined

[Civ'ed]

Detnarg.
I wish for a day off school.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Granted, but the power goes out.

I wish for an unruined wish that follows the Laws of Wishes, doesn't create a paradox, will actually happen, and will be given to be as soon as someone grants it.

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but a bus hits you before you can use it.

I wish for this thread to continue.

 

[SamSniped]

Granted, but no one comes up with anything creative.
I want a cheeseburger.

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but you didn't wish for one, so it's written off as constant.......I'm not going to say that part.

I wish that there were aliens on Mars

 

[Civ'ed]

granted.
They're reapers, umad bro?
I wish for nothingness.