Nigerian Communication Thread

[1889]

Found this in our in box, sounds really important and lucrative. Theo do you have time to draft a response to the former Presidents son? Lets start off by offering him and his family refuge in our Wheelville Palace, because if things work out we could end up with a share of that $45 million; something quite propitious on the eave of war.

I need your help

abbasanni2008@pochta.ru
abbasanni2006@pochta.ru

With presumed reliance allow me to introduce myself;
My name is Abba Abacha the son of the former president
of Nigeria (Sanni Abacha).I got your contact through
my Brother's private computer file after he has been
detained in a prison.

I am sure you are familiar with all what my family is
presently facing because it is now household news
after the mysterious death of my father (Sanni
Abacha). In fact we the family have been instructed to
return all that we have,even funds in offshore acounts
has been frozen without mercy, my brother Mohammed is
in prison and our mother Maryam is under house arrest
all in the name of "democracy" which leaves me and a
few loyal personal assistant to manage the family
affairs.
Although your relationship with my Brother is unclear
to me. I believe you can be trusted to assist me move
more than $45,000,000.00 (Forty-five Million USD )
before it is seized by the new democratic government,
the funds is Presently been kept in a private vault,london,holland,belguim .

which location is only known to my mother and I.
Kindly get in touch with me directly with your terms,
suggestions and ideas including your private Telephone
number to ensure confidentiality, your assistance will
be greatly rewarded. However, should you choose
not to assist endeavor to get me informed to enable me
seek the aid of other reputable associates.

my private email box is:

abbasanni2008@pochta.ru
abbasanni2006@pochta.ru

Allah's blessings.

Abba Abacha
On Behalf of the Family

 

[Theoden]

The usual bank-account robbing attempt. It's a little late though since Sani Abacha died in 1998. It appears our friend moved to Russia in the meantime...

I might write an in-game reply just for kicks.

 

[dutchfire]

the funds is Presently been kept in a private vault,london,holland,belguim

The money has already been claimed by me

 

[Theoden]

Just to get a cheap laugh I replied to the message.

Greetings Abba Abacha,

The people of Innovia welcome you to our lands. Your appearance is a complete surprise to us, as we haven't seen you on the map yet, and GA and RM told us there was only five times. Apparantly none of the others met you either and they must have organised through a secret sign-up thread... very clever done and a total surprise to us.

Your offer sounds interesting to us. Some team members say we have to think about it a bit more, but the generel impression is positive. If I understand you right there is a treasure chest hidden somewhere like in the Vikings scenario, and you will share the profit with us and reveal the location? (I'm really amazed the work Sirius has put into this game)

Also would you consider an open borders offer? And maybe a map trade, since we haven't actually seen any of your cities or units and vice versa. I think we could benefit from tech trades as well.

Theoden,
Foreign Minister of Innovia

 

[1889]

I disagree with the OB offer and map trade. He's going to have to give us a little more information before I would trust him with either of those. A non-aggression pact is the only thing I'd go for right now.

Do you think this scammer is desperate enough to reply back? We may just have missed out on a great opportunity for cultural exchange.

 

[Lord Parkin]

Brilliant...

It'd be funny if we do get a response.