If I had just one wish, my wish would be that all the children of the world will hold hands and sing a song of peace.
If I had two wishes, my wishes would be that all the children of the world will hold hands and sing a song of peace, and that 30 million dollars would be deposited into my bank account, for me to spend freely until I die.
If I had three wishes, my wishes would be that all the children... No wait, scratch that. I mean, come on, that's too cliche, plus it's just about impossible. I mean, every single child joining hands? Think of the logistics! Plus, some of them have horrible voices, and them singing would not be a good thing by any means. All right, so my first wish is that 30 million dollars would be deposited into my bank account, for me to spend freely until I die, my second wish is that I am given 13 beautiful sluts to have sex with as I please, and then that children thing.
If I had four wishes, my wishes would be the 30 million dollars, the 13 sluts, the kid thing, and for all of my enemies to die a horrible, bloody death. No wait, put the kid thing at the end, so that if I only have three wishes I don't have to wish for the children to blah-blah-blah.
So, in conclusion, if I had just four wishes before I die, they would be that 30 million dollars would be deposited into my bank account, for me to spend freely until I die, that I am given 13 beautiful sluts to have sex with as I please, that all of my enemies are condemned to die a horrible, bloody death, and that all the children of the world will hold hands and sing a song of peace.
*paraphrased from Steve Martin in SNL*
