Socratatus
Emperor
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- Jul 26, 2007
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Started on a large map with 22 random Civs and decided to use Shaka`s template (with my name of course). Usually I play England, but got tired of it.
Anyway, set up my first city, started exploring, set up my second city and met Alexander, "Hello!" he says in his disarming jolly way, with his jolly horse.
"Great to meet you, let there be peace in our time, " says I, because even though I`m using the Zulu Civ I actually mean to play a peaceful game.
He goes his way, I go mine. I meet the Assyrian chap and say a simple hello then meet the Queen of Spain, so polite and chaste, in fact we agree on a Friendship agreement pretty fast!
Anyway, barely 2 turns have gone by and Alexander pops up, "Hello!"
"Hello, my friend," I say warmly, "How are you-"
"I never liked pretending to like you -It`s WAR!" he replies, even his horse looked mean.
"Whaaa? Where did that come from? What happened to peace and being nice and all that?" I reply before he gallops away, laughing.
I call on the Spanish Queen`s help, "Ohh, no. I can`t risk war with Alexander," she says, "Sorry."
Immediately I prepare my meagre forces which are woefully unready and his prepared troops take my 2nd city quickly, to my chagrin (annoyance to you others).
Then after a few turns where I expected him to sweep into my last city he pops up and says, "peace, man, just peace, no other demands. Ok?"
Gritting my teeth, I had no choice but to smile and agree to peace, I should consider myself lucky, I intended for revenge, but I just had to live with it for now...
Then I noticed a New city really close to my Capital- Alexander had plonked a city right next to me! He`s taking the mickey, so I contacted him, "Look Alexander stop settling cities next to me!"
With a big, friendly smile he says, "NO WAY! I settle where I please!"
Right, that does it. I can`t be having this! I focused on using my faction ability to start recruiting lots of Zulu archers and spearmen and a catapult. then I get a visit from the Assyrian chap I met earlier, "Haha! World domination for me! WAR!"
Great.
Alexander pops up, "We`re at War again! hoho!"
"Waaaa??!"
Luckily I had enough forces by now to blunt Alexander`s attack and crush the insult mini city he`d built right next to mine, razing it. The Assyrian leader`s army was nowhere in sight (luckily). I had no idea where else Alexander was so marched forward and bumped right into the Assyrian Capital and immediately sieged it. Apparently I get huge warmonger penalty, but I don`t care.
Just wanted to say, I`m actually enjoying this game, which I though was going to be a boring grind until the Renaissance!
Er.. that`s it, sorry for the waffle.
Anyway, set up my first city, started exploring, set up my second city and met Alexander, "Hello!" he says in his disarming jolly way, with his jolly horse.
"Great to meet you, let there be peace in our time, " says I, because even though I`m using the Zulu Civ I actually mean to play a peaceful game.
He goes his way, I go mine. I meet the Assyrian chap and say a simple hello then meet the Queen of Spain, so polite and chaste, in fact we agree on a Friendship agreement pretty fast!
Anyway, barely 2 turns have gone by and Alexander pops up, "Hello!"
"Hello, my friend," I say warmly, "How are you-"
"I never liked pretending to like you -It`s WAR!" he replies, even his horse looked mean.
"Whaaa? Where did that come from? What happened to peace and being nice and all that?" I reply before he gallops away, laughing.
I call on the Spanish Queen`s help, "Ohh, no. I can`t risk war with Alexander," she says, "Sorry."
Immediately I prepare my meagre forces which are woefully unready and his prepared troops take my 2nd city quickly, to my chagrin (annoyance to you others).
Then after a few turns where I expected him to sweep into my last city he pops up and says, "peace, man, just peace, no other demands. Ok?"
Gritting my teeth, I had no choice but to smile and agree to peace, I should consider myself lucky, I intended for revenge, but I just had to live with it for now...
Then I noticed a New city really close to my Capital- Alexander had plonked a city right next to me! He`s taking the mickey, so I contacted him, "Look Alexander stop settling cities next to me!"
With a big, friendly smile he says, "NO WAY! I settle where I please!"

Right, that does it. I can`t be having this! I focused on using my faction ability to start recruiting lots of Zulu archers and spearmen and a catapult. then I get a visit from the Assyrian chap I met earlier, "Haha! World domination for me! WAR!"
Great.
Alexander pops up, "We`re at War again! hoho!"
"Waaaa??!"
Luckily I had enough forces by now to blunt Alexander`s attack and crush the insult mini city he`d built right next to mine, razing it. The Assyrian leader`s army was nowhere in sight (luckily). I had no idea where else Alexander was so marched forward and bumped right into the Assyrian Capital and immediately sieged it. Apparently I get huge warmonger penalty, but I don`t care.
Just wanted to say, I`m actually enjoying this game, which I though was going to be a boring grind until the Renaissance!

Er.. that`s it, sorry for the waffle.