Original Material thread.

[Flying Pig]

Combining sayings is a dangerous thing. Why? Because if you combine:

"What goes around, comes around" with "Money makes the world go round" and "Money is the root of all evil", you get "The apocalypse is coming!"

See the following:

We all know that girls require time and money:

Girls = Time * Money

And since we all know time is money:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money * Money = (Money)²

And because money is the root of all evil:

Money = √Evil
Therefore:

Girls = (√Evil)²
And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

 

[mechaerik]

I've seen that before; its not original.

 

[Flying Pig]

I found it on the .net a few weeks back. You don't hink I'd write something like that, do you?

 

[Firestorm94]

I found it on the .net a few weeks back. You don't hink I'd write something like that, do you?

look at the thread title ORIGINAL material.

 

[Flying Pig]

Sorry; I don't do reading...

 

[MagisterCultuum]

See the following:

We all know that girls require time and money:

Girls = Time * Money

And since we all know time is money:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money * Money = (Money)²

And because money is the root of all evil:

Money = √Evil
Therefore:

Girls = (√Evil)²
And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

That is a very old one, and not all that good.

Requiring and equaling are not the same thing.

Money isn't the root of all evil, the LOVE OF money (probably better translated as just Greed or Desire, as money is a fairly abstract concept and anything people desire and thus can trade can be called money) is a root of all [kinds of] evil.