NeelaX
The Queen
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful John's
roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between John and his
roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Jill and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jill came to John saying," Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he
sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house,
I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the
fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.
Love, John
Several days later, John received an email from his Mother which
read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jill, and I'm not saying
that you "do not" sleep with Jill. But the fact remains that if
she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
Love, Mom
the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful John's
roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between John and his
roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Jill and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jill came to John saying," Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he
sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house,
I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the
fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.
Love, John
Several days later, John received an email from his Mother which
read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jill, and I'm not saying
that you "do not" sleep with Jill. But the fact remains that if
she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
Love, Mom
