Porker Humour

[Ricky O'Rhino]

Joe goes visiting his country cousins and when he arrives, he notices that there is a large pig sitting in the corner of his cousin's kitchen. On closer inspection, he notices that the pig is wearing three medals and has a wooden leg.
In a hushed voice, he asks his cousin why the pig is wearing three medals. The cousin says that a few months previous, little Jimmy his son, was playing in the yard when he ran out onto the road after his football. The pig, seeing a car coming at some speed, ran in front of the child saving his life. As a result, the pig was awarded a medal. A few weeks later, a similar thing happened when little Jimmy fell off his play swing and the pig trotted over and broke his fall, thereby saving his life and was awarded a further medal. Joe gasped in amazement! And how did he get the third medal? he asked.
The cousin replied; Well, last week, Jimmy's sister was running about the yard when she came across a rattle snake. The pig grabbed the snake by the tail and threw it over the wall into the next field.
My God, said Joe. In great admiration, Joe asked;
Well how on earth did he get the wooden leg?


When you have a pig THAT good, you don't eat it all at once!

Ricky...