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[MadmanOfALeader]

Here people can post their diplomacy text for custom leaders, so that people who have writer's block can easily copy those that they like best.

I made a slightly humorous set of diplomacy text for Lázaro Cárdenas of Mexico.

Refuse to Talk:
Go away, you burro. You are dead to me.
No Peace:
Peace is not an option for the [OUR_CIV_ADJ] people. We've overthrown everyone who has oppresed us, so we're not afraid of you.
Friendly Greeting:
I'm glad to have you here again, [CT_NAME]. May I serve you a margarita?
Furious Greeting:
Let me just say how glad I am that you don't rule my country, [CT_NAME]. [OUR_CIV_SHORT] could not stand to have another corrupt leader.
Demand Tribute from Superior:
[OUR_CIV_SHORT] has gone through many troubles. Perhaps you could find it in your heart to help us.
Demand Tribute from Equal:
Drop the chalupa, [CT_NAME], and give us what we want.
Demand Tribute from Inferior:
In [OUR_CIV_SHORT] we celebrate the Day of the Dead. Pay us our tribute and perhaps then you won't need to join us in our celebration, if you catch my drift...

Here we have some quotes for Leonidas of Greece (based mostly on 300 quotes):

Refuse to Talk:
Do not speak to me, [CT_NAME]. [OUR_CIV_SHORT] does not negotiate with tyrants.
No Peace:
The [OUR_CIV_ADJ] people never retreat! The [OUR_CIV_ADJ] people never surrender!
Friendly Greeting:
I am happy to see you again, [CT_NAME] It has been a honor to live by your side.
Furious Greeting:
You there, [CT_NAME], may you live forever. That's not a compliment, by the way...
Demand Tribute from Superior:
We sorely need this, [CT_NAME]. Could you provide us with it?
Demand Tribute from Equal:
Our armies may be equal in size, but as outnumbered as ours may be, we can still cause your civilization considerable damage if you don't give in into our demands.
Demand Tribute from Inferior:
Hand it over or I'll kick you and your weak civilization into the pit of death.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

These are quotes for George III (King of England during the American Revolution). Some of these are based on his quotes. Mostly, though, they have to do with his obsession with money.

First Contact:
Greetings! I'm [OUR_NAME] of the [OUR_EMPIRE]. I wish nothing but good for both of our nations. Everyone who does not agree is a traitor or a scoundrel. Do you agree with me, [CT_NAME]?
Refuse to Talk:
Do you expect me to talk? Somebody's been sleeping for eight hours a day, if you know what I mean.
No Peace:
End the war? Please! Your swords couldn't cut a cabbage.
Friendly Greeting:
I'm glad to see you, [CT_NAME]. You're such a great friend that I'm almost inclined to share my fortune with you!
Furious Greeting:
Oh, yes. It's you, knave. Feel free to blabber about as I ignore you.
Demand Tribute from Superior:
[OUR_CIV_SHORT] needs her tribute. Time to pay your freedom tax, [CT_NAME].
Demand Tribute from Equal:
Hello again, [CT_NAME]. The freedom tax has risen. Pay me accordingly and I'll allow you to live.
Demand Tribute from Inferior:
Your freedom tax is still due, [CT_NAME]. Surely you'd rather pay me this than your civilization. I could easily take both from your hands.