Penguin Glory
Aquatic Pigeon
Now I get it Judge_Deadd, that was a good one!
Turner_727: You got 2&3 right!
Turner_727: You got 2&3 right!
Originally posted by Penguin Glory
Ok since all of these work, the answer I was looking for is "you will boil me in water". All of your answers make sense though, so you really got them right. Try the others, though!
Chuck, a bestselling author of romantic fiction, had suspected for some time that his wife Eva was unfaithful, though he had no proof. One afternoon, while Chuck was working on his latest bodice-ripper, Eva mentioned that she intended to go to the movies and would be out for a few hours. As Eva went to the door, Chuck looked at her pensively, then resumed his work. Three hours later, Eva returned, took her coat off and asked Chuck weather he wanted some coffee. When she returned from the kitchen, Chuck asked her to sit down as he wanted to talk to her.
"Eva," he said, "I want a divorce."
Two men, who are obviously 'sons', who are both parents, went fishing together.Originally posted by eye8beef2
2 Fathers and 2 Sons go fishing. Only 2 people went. How?
Originally posted by eye8beef2
Rout got it. A dry stone
Originally posted by Beserker
Here are some more riddles.
1. This sentense has two mistakes, what are the mistakes?