Riddles

[Rout]

Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz

Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as its flesh,
but its heart is made of stone.

A plum?

About that cinema one- if she did go to the cinema, but to meet her lover, she may have hadf lipstick smudged all over her face, and neither would know.

Edit:

Originally posted by K-Man

Which one of the four following words does not belong in the group, and why?
Oriole
Orange
Oil
Month

Oil - because the others do not rhyme with anything.

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as its flesh,
but its heart is made of stone.

A volcano?

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

@ Rout: Not a plum, but close...
@ WillJ: Now, how would one go about squeezing a volcano? Nope.

 

[GerrardCapashen]

Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as its flesh,
but its heart is made of stone.

A cherry.

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

@ Gerrard:

 

[Alex the Great]

Try this one

What has a thousand ribs but only two backbones?

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

@ Alex: That's an easy one. A railroad track.

 

[GerrardCapashen]

Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
Chuck, a bestselling author of romantic fiction, had suspected for some time that his wife Eva was unfaithful, though he had no proof. One afternoon, while Chuck was working on his latest bodice-ripper, Eva mentioned that she intended to go to the movies and would be out for a few hours. As Eva went to the door, Chuck looked at her pensively, then resumed his work. Three hours later, Eva returned, took her coat off and asked Chuck weather he wanted some coffee. When she returned from the kitchen, Chuck asked her to sit down as he wanted to talk to her.
"Eva," he said, "I want a divorce."
Can you figure out how he knew?

Because she was offering him coffee at the end of the day and not in the morning? She thought that the night had just passed and it was morning?

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

@ Gerrard: Nope. I really don't even understand how that might be relevent to her being unfaithful .

 

[Turner]

I know the answer! I know the answer! And I ain't saying! I'm just gonna keep listening to all these solutions. . . .it's better than the answer!

 

[GerrardCapashen]

Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
@ Gerrard: Nope. I really don't even understand how that might be relevent to her being unfaithful .

I don't know, maybe she thought it was morning because she'd just engaged in an activity that usually takes place at night.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Start a new one, so that the dial up posters do not get stuck.