robert is adorable

[JohannaK]

Robert is not adorable. Robert is the most adorable.

Happy birthday.

 

[Omega124]

Robert is not adorable. Robert is the most adorable.

Happy birthday.

[shipping intensifies]

 

[gay_Aleks]

Robanna? Joabert?

 

[JohannaK]

JoanCan't.

 

[Omega124]

JoanCan't.

Yes you can :3

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Jegus, Tolni, JoanCan't's the flagship of the IOT fleet.

 

[gay_Aleks]

That sounds rather insulting. I think Joabert is a much friendlier alternative.

 

[Robert Can't]

JoanCan't is one of the oldest ships, we can't rename it! We just can't!

 

[gay_Aleks]

I can't believe this. This can't be true.

 

[Ailedhoo]

A ship that can't sink.

 

[gay_Aleks]

This is why we'll stage a mutiny, instead!

 

[Ailedhoo]

What's the matter? Can't handle the heat Tolni?

 

[gay_Aleks]

Hey, that's my line! I'm the one staging the mutiny to take over this ship.

 

[Robert Can't]

You can't do that!

 

[Ailedhoo]

To the plank with Tolni!

 

[Robert Can't]

Tolni can't go on a Plank!

 

[Ailedhoo]

The dolphins are hungry.

 

[JohannaK]

Dolphins can't eat people!

 

[CivOasis]

Mostly because it gives them indigestion

 

[gay_Aleks]

as if normal dolphins weren't bad enough, now you want gassy dolphins?