Written by Brother Alexander and delivered via Pelican Post...
Greetings from Brother Alexander, on a special mission for the good of all Fanatikans.
I bring you greetings from Spiritualists everywhere. I journey at the moment on a mission of the upmost importance to all Fanatika and so cannot be here at this most special time of the year. Be assured that when this business is concluded, I will be taking up residence in fair Anhk Morpork, where I hope to bring the word of the Spirits to all. A few points to remember about me: Although I am a Spiritualist, unlike Brother Adam, Brother Joseph or Sister Eve, I am not a member of the clergy. I am therfor allowed to hold office, take up arms professionally, or ally myself to one particular province or kingdom. I will however, speak out if I feel that Anhk Morpork is acting in a way that conflicts with my beliefs, and I for one will condone no attack on the lands my friends Adam, Joseph and Eve live in. If this is acceptable, please send word to me soonest.
Brother Alexander, warrior in the service of the Spirits and Fanatika.