Satanism as a state religion!

[ZultanofZex]

How would this work? Would you baptise your child during an orgy to the Horned One? Would you feel comfortable making tghe night time sacrifice to Baphomet? Should the state interfere in how many virgins you can slaughter at the Midsummer solstice?

Please discuss this burning question!

 

[Rodgers]

look how can you worship something if you cant PROVE it exists!! Where is the evidence for Satan's existence??? I WANT A PHOTO otherwise you're argument holds NO water at all

 

[Ilex]

Satanism does not mean worshipping satan.

 

[ZultanofZex]

How dare you say that THE IMMORTAL GOAT OF SINFUL PLEASURE does not excist?

I find your attitude appaling and arrogant, especially to all the millions of Satanists that currently live their lives, and end others, in holy worship of The Goat of Mendez!

If you want proof, just look at this!

Unholy Proof!

 

[Turner]

So if I don't believe in Satan, and refuse his scriptures, is that the work of god?

 

[Inhalaattori]

Satanist dont believe in satan. Satan is used only as symbol in satanism. Satanist dont believe in God either.

You mean satan worshipping?

Here is proof that Satan exists:
http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml

 

[ZultanofZex]

no, it is simply a sin just as big as heaving unprotected sex within a marriage in an effort to generate a child, using a minimum amount of pleasure in the act...

 

[Rodgers]

I think I've found a photo - well, it's a close as i can get -

 

[ZultanofZex]

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[ZultanofZex]

This thread is slowly merging into the HUNK thread...

 

[CurtSibling]

Satanism is an aspect and offshoot of the christian mythos.

It goes without saying that I have no time for it.

Few religions in reality are like this idea you have of hedonisitc orgies, etc.

Except perhaps the cult of Dionysus.

 

[Cimbri]

Isn’t Satan a Californian wrestler?

 

[Mikoyan]

Dunno, but he IS a slovakian hockey player.

 

[Smaasnekje]

Do you satanists play Dungeon Master? Yes, according to this site...

wich is satiric

 

[CurtSibling]

The fantasy/satanism thing is hilarious.

I have even heard LOTR's Gandalf being called a demon by these loons.

How noble a character is Gandalf in Tokien's literature?
We are talking a righteous, wise and grandfatherly figure here.

But nope! To our flaky fundie friends, he is a demonic entity that can possess our young and make them into monsters.

Not bad for a fictional character.
Although for a zealot, it is easy to attribute many things to fantasy figures.

Fundamentalists will try and blame everything but themselves for the imagined failings of their offspring.

 

[polymath]

That's funny, that site!

 

[Mopheo]

Sort of ironic because Gandalf looks like God would loook stereotipically (without the hat), but he is the analog of an angel, as he was brought into being to help the forces of good triumph evil.

 

[CamBot]

Depends on what kind of "satanism" you're talking about.

The so-called official church started by Anton LaVey? This was basically started just to pi$$ off and annoy christians.

There's various occult variations that worship Satan as well. But usually as part of a greater belief. You could even make the case for Gnosticism as satan worship.

 

[FredLC]

Originally posted by Turner_727
So if I don't believe in Satan, and refuse his scriptures, is that the work of god?

Touché.

 

[floppa21]

Originally posted by CamBot

The so-called official church started by Anton LaVey? This was basically started just to pi$$ off and annoy christians.

That's one point of view. Satanism is a recognized religion so I guess this thread belongs in the Humor Forum? Oh no no, I get it... Duh.

Originally posted by CurtSibling

Satanism is an aspect and offshoot of the christian mythos.

It goes without saying that I have no time for it.

If you want to generalize, then sure. It is anti Christianity for the same reasons you are Curt. If that's a reason to have no time for it... :shrug:

Originally posted by Rodgers

look how can you worship something if you cant PROVE it exists!! Where is the evidence for Satan's existence??? I WANT A PHOTO otherwise you're argument holds NO water at all

I wholeheartedly agree. I worship nothing. Since when do you partake of religion threads Rodgers? You should've been around for the past three weeks or so.