Second Epic War

[Lelouch]

Lelouchia builds the Damoclease and conquors the world with it. "http://codegeass.wikia.com/wiki/Damocles"

 

[Yoshiegg737]

The Yoshiegg Empire builds a Guren and destroys your Damoclease

 

[Lelouch]

That doesn't work, because I have a lancalot Albion and a Sutherland seig aboard and don't fire any fleya weapons until I'm in satellite orbit.
I also build the Genesis. http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Era_Superweapons

 

[Omega124]

I build the heat death of the universe. Now both of you, stop it.

 

[Lelouch]

I build the undo button. And now that the Damoclease is in satellite orbit, I fire fleyas at the capital of the Yoshiegg empire

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I build the redo button, instantly killing everybody. Except for myself, as I have escaped in my Guren.

 

[Lelouch]

Ha! Unknown to you, I escaped in the Lancalot Albion!

 

[Dumanios]

I build a Terror Star and destroy the Sun, therefore destroying the entire solar system.

 

[Lelouch]

I escape into an extra-dimensional bubble.

 

[SouthernKing]

See what just one post can do? ( )

Anyway, I use:

Spoiler :

Link to video.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Dhoom wakes up from his bad dream about the events since his last message, only to find that:
- SouthernKing's well-equiped and well-trained men really had always been loyal to Dhoom and only pretended to rampage all over the entire map by giving SouthernKing false reports.
- Dumanios used the Terror Star on himself and himself only. The End... of him.
- Lelouch had a screw loose in his Damoclease and therefore the whole thing imploded before he got to use it.
- Yoshi really did build a Guren but all that it did was take Yoshi to a land far, far away.
- Omega124 forgot the laws of entropy and forgot to realise that his heat death was so far off in the future to not possibly affect any of us.
- The software behind all undo and redo buttons doesn't work.
- Lelouch did escape into an extra-dimensional bubble but now he is trapped there with no way of affecting our universe and has no means of getting back.
- SouthernKing's video did not work in the video decryption formats known to this world so whatever secrets it contained shall remain unknown to and unaffecting of this universe.
- Oh yeah, and Dhoom sicks MoreEpicThanYou, his Vassal, on anyone that disagrees, and for once, MoreEpic ROFLpwns said players.

 

[Lelouch]

My friend, Zeeky-H bomb, runs around the world screaming "zeekyboogydoog." causing the world to be engulfed in a nuclear firestorm, and then presses the blow up the world button. HAPPY END

 

[SouthernKing]

Dhooms attempt to defend the islands failed, as my forces all passed background and loyalty checks before the invasion. My forces continue their rampage, and sometime soon a map of occupied territory will be posted.

 

[Lelouch]

immpossible! i pressed the blow up the world button.

Spoiler :

Link to video.

WE-SNAG-ZIP!

 

[Dumanios]

I got better.

Also, due to the fact Yoshi is gone, I take over as King of Yoshiegg.