Proposal for our Spoiler, please make any corrections. We can wait a week or two before posting it.
Cast
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith-> Obormot
Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck-> Socralynnek
Sgt. Bosco Albert "B.A." Baracus-> TheRAT
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock-> Hendrikszoon
Supporting Cast of myself, TimBentley, and Lord Hamster.
After much discussion, the team decided to move the settler inland to the grassland spot. The move was made up for by working the wheat earlier. The initial plan was fast research to navigation, and take the war to the Barbs. Obormot led us off, and is responsible should we attain the Wooden Spoon. We sacrificed science initially to get a granary up and running and explore around a bit.
We soon realized that the Barbs were a worthy foe:
Well, something IS evil with the game. I loaded my save again just to have a look and pressed F8: the barb power graph is thicker then combined our + incan + sumerian and they have 42% population.
After my turnset, Rat Baracus took over and we found out that our military plans had been stolen! Dr. Evil (aka Gyathaar) had provided his Barbs with some nifty tricks. The Rat's reaction:
At this point our initial research of Writing came in, and there was much doubt whether we could attain the vaunted Republic slingshot. 2 were for trying and 2 were against; Mad Dog Hendrikszoon broke the tie by devising a plan to halt our growth and impose scientists in all cities, including our carefully set up settler factory

. A rare photo of Hendrikszoon at the time while concocting this plan:
Though we lost a turn by switching to CoL, the plan succeeded and Socralynnek brought the slingshot home in 1550 BC.
The next mission for the A Team was to bring home the Great Lighthouse so that we could have a Golden Age. But plans went awry in 1050 BC when the evil Dutch built the Lighthouse. All was not lost however as we decided to maintain the prebuild and capture Chichen Itza with the Colossus. The years to follow were filled with many wars and library building for the English people. We entered MA at 750 BC when the Byz finally researched Construction. Both sci civs received Feudalism

. The prebuild was switched over, so we waited until post-Astronomy for our golden age.
The Barbs built the Pyramids and the Great Wall which was a disappointment, as well as the scientific civs both drawing Feudalism, but fast research brought us to the end of this spoiler at 90 BC with the discovery of Astronomy.