Shake your keyboard!

[Yoda Power]

I found that you're a weirdo

I get bored very easily

 

[funxus]

Fairly new keyboard, and I usually only drink coffee by it, which I haven't spilled yet...

Who pees on a keyboard?

 

[Dell19]

It was a spilt sample I believe...

 

[Ankka]

Who pees on a keyboard?

I really started laughing aloud when I read this...

 

[MarineCorps]

I found on the computer I own in my room, crumbs, dog hair, human hair, paper clips(?), and staples(?)

@funxus: Don't worry you will soon enough

 

[crystal]

I regularly drink cola/coffee while using my computer. I'm afraid that someday I may manage to spill my drinks on the keyboard (haven't done that yet.)

 

[Dell19]

As long as you are careful then you should be okay...

 

[Gogf]

@funxus: Don't worry you will soon enough

Spill coffe, or pee on the keyboard?

 

[Turner]

Fairly new keyboard, and I usually only drink coffee by it, which I haven't spilled yet...

Who pees on a keyboard?

Read it again:

I used to work for a lab that did tests on blood, saliva and urine (you see where this is going?)

 

[funxus]

D'oh... I read it quickly and understood it as if you were the lab worker making tests on urine, saliva and blood, and that you were sent to make tests on the keyboard. Not a very logical interpretation though...

 

[anarchywrksbest]

I've just been sued by a family of Keyboard Faeries for criminal damage against their home.

 

[hbdragon88]

One time I shook the school keyboard and a bunch of popcorn and other crap came out. Not surprisingly since people often eat popcorn (my teacher makes it during lunch for us) while doing their work (we have some online chemistry tools).

 

[marioh]

Being that I upgrade people at work, I've seen my share of disgusting keyboards. I avoid turning them upside down as I don't even want to know, see, or smell what will fall out...they just go straight where they belong, in the garbage.

 

[Murrin]

Nothing but crumbs in this one... Lots of crumbs... hmm... where'd those biscuits go? *heads for the cupboard*

 

[Goober]

My old keyboard decided to die on me (well, 2 years is good enough), so I decided to have some fun dismantling it (I am a packrat, ok?), and you would not believe what came out of it. Food, crumbs, dust, dirt hair, you name it. Really rather nasty. Now I have some silly "MultiMedia" keyboard wiuth a lot of unnescessary buttons. I much perferred my old one . . .

 

[Volum]

Crumbs, dust (alot), hair, alot of cat hair (One of my cats likes to lie down on TOP of my keyboard), some remains of chips, some really long pices of chips wich i have no idea how managed to get in there.

Some things are left best unknown IMO.

 

[LLXerxes]

It fell apart...