So a man is wondering through the desert...

[Aphex_Twin]

He'd been walking for several days and he was very thirsty. At one time he sees a fountain, in excitement, runs towards it and shouts: "Water ! Water!", at which time another guy comes out of the fountain and shouts too: "Where? Where?"

 

[brandonbowler]

can we post ones like, "A man was on a island...."?
or not

 

[RegentMan]

Okay then. Somewhat funny.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Weird

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

Eh.

 

[Lopex]

Yeah

 

[The Person]

And a "Man in desert" joke:
There was a man who walked through the desert. He hadn't taken enough water with him, so he was about to die of thirst. Then he saw a little booth just down the sand dune. He ran towards it. When he arrived he begged the man in the booth for water.
"I'm sorry," said the man in the booth. "I only sell ties. But there's a big restaurant two kilometres away from here where you can drink." Then the man made his way to the restaurant.
When he came there, he begged the waiter for water.
"I'm sorry," said the waiter. "I can't let you in. Here you have to wear a tie."

I just noticed that this was my 666th post. (No offense.)