Some Holiday-related jokes!

WhiteEagle22 · Dec 23, 2009

Here are some holiday-related jokes that I've run across in my lifetime so far, Enjoy!

Q: What do you do when Santa get's stuck in your chimney?

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Q: What do you get when Santa slides down a chimney with a lit fireplace beneath it?

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Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?

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Ready_set_go · Dec 25, 2009

I don't really get all of them, but I'm not Christian...

W|M · Dec 25, 2009

fail...

Harbringer · Dec 31, 2009

Ready_set_go said:
I don't really get all of them, but I'm not Christian...

Im not a Catholic?

classical_hero · Jan 1, 2010

Most jokes you get with the Christmas crackers are terrible, like these ones here.