start of gotm19?

[Ronald]

Imam Ali is looking in disbelieve to the stars above him. Emperor cracker should be here by now. The constellation of the stars clearly indicates, that the first day of the new calender, the 1st of may 4000 BC has already started.
Five star general Atatürk is worried as well "he has never been late before"."We want to start to grow our army for the future glory of the Ottoman empire".
Our peolpe are ready to found the captial of our empire.
What could be reasons for our beloved emperor cracker to be late? There must be some serious troubles ahead, when the start of our campaign is already delayed.
Let's prey for our most beloved emperor cracker that he won't have been captured by the evil opponents we want to fight during the next 520 turns.

 

[Nightfa11]

ROFL...I knew it was gonna be you when I read the title of the post....

Patience is a virture

 

[cracker]

The stars in the heavens rotate in their divine orbits around only one mortal soul and this great person is not Ronald or Cracker. The rest of us are mere slaves to the eternal passing of time and immovable events of the calendar set in motion by powers beyond the comprehension of the masses.

A wise man/woman/other would look the behavior patterns of your allies and adverseries and study them well for indications of strength and weakness. For all people are creatures of habit and choice that is based on a set of experiences that may be more enlightened than we may first perceive if our minds and thoughts are impure through the influence of thoughts that are not based in self-sacrifice and the study of the ways of divine ones.

Be gone with you now or I will seize your tents, do away with your children, and claim your wives for my own pleasure.

 

[kojimanard]

If anyone didnt get it, that means when its May 1 in Colorado.

 

[Tex]

are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?

sorry to be annoying, just trying to procrastinate from my marxism paper (makes me think of the cruelty of forcing that first worker to toil for 6000 years, never enjoying the luxuries of a settled bourgeouis life)