gr8ful wes
Deity
state motto's
Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity
> > Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> > Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
> > Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> > California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
> > Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> > Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It
Yet
> > Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
> > Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> > Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
> > Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,
Leave
> Your Money)
> > Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes
> Sure Are Real Good
> > Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
>
> > Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> > Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> > Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
> > Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> > Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
> > Campaign
> > Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
> > Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> > Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
> Brackets)
> > Michigan: First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
> > Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
> > Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
> > Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
> > Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and
Very
> Little Else
> > Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> > Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> > New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> > New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
> > New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
> > New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right
To an
>
> > Attorney .....
> > North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> > North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> > Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> > Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> > Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
> > Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> > Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> > South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually
Surrender
> > South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> > Tennessee: The Educashun State
> > Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
> > Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> > Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ..... and the sheep are scared
Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity
> > Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> > Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
> > Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> > California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
> > Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> > Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It
Yet
> > Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
> > Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> > Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
> > Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,
Leave
> Your Money)
> > Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes
> Sure Are Real Good
> > Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
>
> > Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> > Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> > Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
> > Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> > Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
> > Campaign
> > Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
> > Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> > Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
> Brackets)
> > Michigan: First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
> > Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
> > Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
> > Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
> > Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and
Very
> Little Else
> > Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> > Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> > New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> > New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
> > New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
> > New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right
To an
>
> > Attorney .....
> > North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> > North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> > Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> > Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> > Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
> > Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> > Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> > South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually
Surrender
> > South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> > Tennessee: The Educashun State
> > Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
> > Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> > Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ..... and the sheep are scared
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