Stoopid Pick up lines

[CCA]

Post here stupid pick up lines, you or anyone you know have tried
I'll start it with some Communist pick up lines:


"Your eyes remind me of Red Stars"

"When you sigh I am reminded of the anguish felt by the downtrodden masses"

"Your slim strong arms make me think of the worker's tireless struggle against the evil running dogs of Wall Street."


Unfortunately they don't work as I can fully attest, reactions ranged from confused laughter to girls looking daggers at you.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
*wait for response*
"Enough to break the ice!"

 

[Catharsis]

"You know, you don't sweat much for a fat lass. "

 

[sirtommygunn]

"is it hot in here or is it just you?"

 

[Junglecutter]

if i were to rearrange the alphabet, U and I would be together

 

[Mott1]

"Could you spare a quarter? I need to call my mom and tell I have found the perfect girl"

"You must be exhausted, cause you've been running through my mind all day!"

"Are those moon pants you're wearing? cause your a$$ is from out of this world"

At the bar:
"Can I get you anything? a drink, a snack...some flowers?"

"So...am I buying coffee or am I making it?"

 

[Swedishguy]

"This is the first day of the rest of our lives!"

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!

 

[Swedishguy]

Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!

I propose this one:

Giggilli-giggilli-goo!

 

[Paradigne]

"Hi, I'm Swedishguy"

 

[Catharsis]

*bashes her over the head with a tray full of milk*

"All because the lady loves Milk Tray."

 

[TopDog]

Hey... wanna go halves on a bastard?

 

[Swedishguy]

"Hi, I'm Swedishguy"

"Hi, I'm Paradigne"

 

[Paradigne]

Does this smell like chloroform?

 

[Pentium]

"Hi, I'm Swedishguy"

"Hi, I'm Paradigne"

"Hi, I'm a Civilization Fanatics' Forums member" usually does it.

 

[Jawz II]

Sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up.


-Miss? *tap her on the shoulder*
-Yeah?
-Youre standing on my penis.

If she looks down youve pulled it off (you have to keep a straight face).

 

[Atlas14]

-Miss? *tap her on the shoulder*
-Yeah?
-Youre standing on my penis.

If she looks down youve pulled it off (you have to keep a straight face).

Thats pretty good!

 

[Abaddon]

-Do you press charges?

 

[Mirc]

"I've just moved you to the top of my to do list."

"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"

"Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street."

"if your left leg was christmas, and your right leg was thanksgiving, can i visit you between the holidays?"

"f--- me if i'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?"

"hey baby, would you like to ride my mustache?"

Sadly, these are the clean ones that I know!

 

[skadistic]

Your so adorable its like a lighthouse beacon showing the despairegable boats on a see of sadness that there is always something beautiful worth living for.

Holy crap thats a good one! (even if despairegable may not be a real word)