Pick up lines.

[Masquerouge]

"
"How do you like your eggs poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

Excellent.

 

[Leonel]

"Hey baby. Let's have relations."

 

[RoboPig]

"Can I borrow a condom please?"

you might as well take it since she wouldnt want it back..........

 

[Sophie 378]

Yeah, the only thing that annoys me more than someone asking to borrow a one-use thing, is saying "can I lend a pen?" or similar? That is so stupid-sounding!

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

I find it just sounds more polite than "can I have?".

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

EDIT: NINE mulptiple posts! .

 

[classical_hero]

So far I have not used any pick up lines but here are some that I know of.

My name is (Inster your name). Remember that, because you will be screaming that latter tonight.

Is your dad a thief?
Why?
Because he stole the stars and put them into your eyes.

You can put anything in there that can be stolen and made to be romantic.

 

[Panda]

Actually, I recently read in a magazine that the 'Made-In-Heaven'-line is the one most women hate to hear since it's over used...

I'll have to try that independent woman line. Sounds like one destined for a great laugh.

 

[nonconformist]

Is your dad a thief?
Why?
Because he stole the stars and put them into your eyes.

You can put anything in there that can be stolen and made to be romantic.

"Was your dad a Nazi?"
"What the hell? Why?"
"Because he stole the great treasures from Europe, and put them into your eyes".


Never works

 

[philippe]

Hiya,seen the news today?
this is a very effective one cause you actually got something to talk about + it makes you look intelligent.
Generally i never get some succes when i go out i usually seem to start something with a girl i met at the train station,bus station or just plainly standing there!

 

[Fifty]

"How do you like your eggs poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

Best one so far by a long shot.

 

[Harbringer]

I dont have any pick-up lines but I just "come in" funny and then get really serious and open after a few laughs. Works pretty good.

 

[Narz]

I'm an awesome lover and not afraid to do the dishes.

 

[shortguy]

A funny one I've heard, for a girl standing to your right:

"Lets count shoulders. One (touch your left shoulder), two (touch your right shoulder), three (touch her left shoulder), four (put your arm around her shoulder)

 

[feline_dacat]

A funny one I've heard, for a girl standing to your right:

"Lets count shoulders. One (touch your left shoulder), two (touch your right shoulder), three (touch her left shoulder), four (put your arm around her shoulder)

Haha, that one is cute... but if anyone tried that on me, they would probably have to count their arms afterwards... and find they have one missing.

(Oh, and to pre-empt Mise.... SHUUUSHHH, I hate you so much.)