Studies Show that...

[KingWilly]

Yep, I'd say its true, but I haven't done any checking of the resources.

 

[allhailIndia]

23.2% of all posts in this thread make no sense.

99.99% of all posts in this thread are spam.

(Always have decimals to make it sound more realistic)

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by Perfection
100% of these posts are spam

And 100% of YOUR posts are spam.

 

[Zarn]

Spamming is illegal in:
U.S.: New York, New Jersey, Pennslyvania, Massachusetts, Virginia, Florida, Texas, Ohio, Illinois, Michigan, Colorado, California, Oregon, Georgis, Alabama, and Kentucky
Canada: Quebec, British Columbia, Alberta, and Newfoundland
The European Union
Australia
New Zealand
Zambia

 

[Perfection]

Originally posted by willj
And 100% of YOUR posts are spam.

No only 99.5%, every once and a while I decide to justify my exiatance on this site and I do that by posting something meaningful every 200 posts

 

[Zarn]

No, he's right. Your posts are complete spam. My posts save 50 are meaningful.

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by Perfection


No only 99.5%, every once and a while I decide to justify my exiatance on this site and I do that by posting something meaningful every 200 posts

Lets see an example then.

 

[MrPresident]

It turns out that the author was a guy selling life insurance.

And what exactly is wrong with insurance salesmen?

Did you know that Spam originated from the latin word, 'Spadamus' meaning guardian of the manure? And that over time it got shorten to 'Spamus' which was a common term for a politican. And it was only logically to go from a politican to a pointless, waste of space or 'Spam'.

 

[Perfection]

Originally posted by MrPresident

And what exactly is wrong with insurance salesmen?

Did you know that Spam originated from the latin word, 'Spadamus' meaning guardian of the manure? And that over time it got shorten to 'Spamus' which was a common term for a politican. And it was only logically to go from a politican to a pointless, waste of space or 'Spam'.

I always thought it meant "Spiced Ham"

 

[newfangle]

Originally posted by napoleon526
Perfect example of this. Over in the OT forum, rmsharpe posted an "article" about how wonderful Auguste Pinochet is. It turns out that the author was a guy selling life insurance.

OMG, I can't believe I missed that! Imagine the ridicule!

 

[GenghisK]

Check a bit this thread

Oh and btw 80% of blondes are fake.
95% of French are bad drivers.

 

[SoRHunter]

Originally posted by GenghisK
95% of French are bad drivers.

99% of women are bad drivers and 100% of Britains drive in the opposite side of the road...

 

[MrPresident]

100% of Britains drive in the opposite side of the road...

Actually I believe that figure is 99% on Friday nights.

 

[Myzenium]

That's a good thread! I'm glad I didn't miss this one.

 

[Portuguese]

Studies shows that...

Wait...

Hey!

Am I being studied!?! By whoom. I demand answers and I demand them now!!!!!!!!!!
Are you listening to be Big Brother?!?
I should have guess I'm in a Ricardo's show just like Truman!!!

I'll discober you, one you call yourself "creator"

I'll go to the harbour now!!! Try to stop me :flamedevi :die:

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by Zarn
91% of CFC posts are spam. 24% of this spam is spamming spam threads.

and 68% of that spam is from people telling you that it is spam and 59% of that spam asks you not to spam