Stupid Dubya Quotes

[CivEmperor]

hope u like these quotes


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
...Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
...Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
...Governor George W. Bush to reporters

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
...Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush

he's so stupid

 

[The Person]

he's so stupid

That's right. Nice to see an American make fun of Bush. I'm not even sure which one was best.

 

[CivEmperor]

yea i think his decisians for the war were bad

 

[WillJ]

Most of those were made by Dan Quayle, not Bush.

http://www.civfanatics.com/danquayle.shtml
Ah, nothing lovelier than false anti-Bush propoganda...

 

[Al Zan]

Dam he is more stupid than i thought!

 

[CivEmperor]

yea well still there were many other problems like the economy

 

[Japanrocks12]

They were all good

 

[alhimik]

thas like toooo funny

 

[Ian Beale]

i have bought a book on George W Bush called Bushisms containing all of his most stupid comments;

"If the barrifs and terriers are torn down then this economy will grow"

"I think my opponents have missunderestimated"

There are loads more but i can't be bothered to type them out. It's a very good book. I think that Bush just gets nervous when he talks in public maybe a bit like we do when we talk to a fit woman. Also don't forget that we can often understand what a person is saying when they are talking but when it is written down it seems impossible to understand.

 

[Civanator]

Technically, When he said, "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world," that made a little sense, cause anyone in Norht or South America is an American; but most people in the US are too stupid to know that

 

[CivEmperor]

yea real nice u got a point though

 

[Sims2789]

"There should be limits to freedom" while referring to a website, gwbush.com.

go here to download an MP3 file and listen to bush say it: http://www.gwbush.com/multimedia.shtml

 

[Sims2789]

Originally posted by Civanator
Technically, When he said, "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world," that made a little sense, cause anyone in Norht or South America is an American; but most people in the US are too stupid to know that

aren't Canadiens more educated than us

 

[CivEmperor]

hmmm i dont think so ehh

 

[muppet]

Originally posted by sims2789


aren't Canadiens more educated than us

That's a myth.

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by sims2789
"There should be limits to freedom" while referring to a website, gwbush.com.

go here to download an MP3 file and listen to bush say it: http://www.gwbush.com/multimedia.shtml

Why is that stupid? Unless of course you think I should have the freedom to torture you and eat your family.

Although if he was saying that the makers of that website shouldn't have the freedom to make it (which I guess he probably was), now that's stupid.