Elephantium
Trampling the AI
@ England. Our Knights are simply there to help celebrate the groundbreaking at New Leeds! Of course, you may be assured that they will depart once the party is over! ![[party]](/images/smilies/partytime.gif "Party [party]")
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TomBxx
Prince
@England @Macedonia enjoy your party!
GPS to Hawk 250AD turn 139
GPS to Hawk 250AD turn 139
Dear Emperor of the Macedonians
We are sure that you would not condone such actions but we write to inform you that your knights have disgraced their station and have behaved badly. They are no longer welcome at our parties. Please recall them from our borders before they cause any more trouble.
Kindest regards
Emperor Hawklord of the English.
gps
We are sure that you would not condone such actions but we write to inform you that your knights have disgraced their station and have behaved badly. They are no longer welcome at our parties. Please recall them from our borders before they cause any more trouble.
Kindest regards
Emperor Hawklord of the English.
gps
Elephantium
Trampling the AI
Dear Emperor Hawklord of the English,
Pray recall our proper title next time you write. Also, what madness are you speaking? We've reviewed our dispositions, and none of our Knights are even one foot within your borders!
Regards,
Elephantium
Speaker of the Macedonian Council
GPS to Sully
Pray recall our proper title next time you write. Also, what madness are you speaking? We've reviewed our dispositions, and none of our Knights are even one foot within your borders!
Regards,
Elephantium
Speaker of the Macedonian Council
GPS to Sully
Dear Speaker
We apologise for getting your title wrong. But if you insist on changing it without informing the rest of us then these things will happen.
While it may be true your troops have not a foot in out lands, they hang around our borders like a bad smell on a dead pig.If a horse stumbled over a stone the rider would be on English soil. Do not believe that we are unable to handle any incursion by "lost" or "stumbling" knights.
Emperor Hawklord
We apologise for getting your title wrong. But if you insist on changing it without informing the rest of us then these things will happen.
While it may be true your troops have not a foot in out lands, they hang around our borders like a bad smell on a dead pig.If a horse stumbled over a stone the rider would be on English soil. Do not believe that we are unable to handle any incursion by "lost" or "stumbling" knights.
Emperor Hawklord
Elephantium
Trampling the AI
(FWIW, I think I've been pretty consistent about using "Macedonian Council" while my tribe's been in Republic)
Dear Emperor Hawklord,
If the stench of our patrolling Knights offends you, I can order a bath for them. Surely you can agree to that? Petty threats to our troops do not become you, sir. Have I complained of your Imperial Cavalry units along my borders? My Knight patrols are no more provocative than your Cavalry movements. Surely you can see that.
Speaker Elephantium of the Macedon Council
Dear Emperor Hawklord,
If the stench of our patrolling Knights offends you, I can order a bath for them. Surely you can agree to that? Petty threats to our troops do not become you, sir. Have I complained of your Imperial Cavalry units along my borders? My Knight patrols are no more provocative than your Cavalry movements. Surely you can see that.
Speaker Elephantium of the Macedon Council
We have sent out a few cavalry patrols to see what the great attraction is for so many Macedonian knights. All we can see is English villages, so you must excuse us if we get a little nervous as to their intentions. Taken with the Macedonian infantry camped around our southern borders it all adds up to something unpleasantly like a mobilisation readying for war. As the the only attraction is English villages we are becoming concerned as to your intentions.
To ease this tension it would be better if they all withdrew a little and had their bathing parties elsewhere.
Hawklord
To ease this tension it would be better if they all withdrew a little and had their bathing parties elsewhere.
Hawklord
Elephantium
Trampling the AI
Well, the Infantry can't withdraw very effectively without the roads you just pillaged...
Elephantium
Trampling the AI
Now boy, I'm not sure about English customs, but where I come from we'd call that a threat.
Elephantium
Trampling the AI
Planned invasion? Dear sir, do you have a spy on our Council? Do your lackeys drive Macedon policy? Speak not to me of my plans, for you are not privy to them.
As for my troops, they are on Barbarian Patrol. You interfere with their movements at your own peril.
As for my troops, they are on Barbarian Patrol. You interfere with their movements at your own peril.
TomBxx
Prince
Hi Guys, saves with me, received from Sully yesterday. Sorry, been busy so may be more delay. 
Also, next week I head off on holiday for a week without my PC......
Also, next week I head off on holiday for a week without my PC......
TomBxx
Prince
Righto, managed to find time to play. Now offline until next Sunday. I'll be enjoying Hong Kong including Disneyland with the kids.
Play nicely when I'm gone.
GPS to Hawk 260AD turn 140
Play nicely when I'm gone.
GPS to Hawk 260AD turn 140
@Macedonia
England is grateful for your help with barbarian hunting in the northern wilderness, but as you can see there are no barbarians near our villages. Please ask your troops to patrol away from, and outside our borders.
Many thanks
Hawklord of the English
gps
England is grateful for your help with barbarian hunting in the northern wilderness, but as you can see there are no barbarians near our villages. Please ask your troops to patrol away from, and outside our borders.
Many thanks
Hawklord of the English
gps
aksully
Deity
Barbs in the Wild & Pirates at Sea...Oh My! GPS to the vacationing TB!! So we are on sabbatical until he returns from Paradise!
TomBxx
Prince
Back from Disney, I, erm, I mean we, had a great time.
GPS to Hawk 270AD turn 141
GPS to Hawk 270AD turn 141
The English government can't see how the Macedonians can be hunting barbarians. Any barbarians in that area would be tripping over Macedonian knights every time they turned around. We think you are trying to grab all the wilderness for yourself by keeping our lawful settlers from travelling. But it won't work, we too can go on barbarian patrols.
gps
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Elephantium
Trampling the AI
The wilderness stands open; knock yourself out doing barbarian patrols. Just have your men watch themselves out there -- the barbarians can pack quite a punch to the unwary.
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