I was watching Man the Maker's recent Let's Play, and I saw some terrible prehistoric tech quotes. My mate Grod the Wiser actually lives in the prehistoric, and is famous there for his little "bon mots" as it were. He came up with these little gems:
Ground Stone:
"The ground was stone, but I ground it and it not stone no more." Grod, tribe Wiser.
Bone Working:
"Why I work bone? To make bone work for me." Grod, tribe Wiser.
Binding:
"Having discovered this skill, I vow to make it work for the tribe. You can consider this promise binding..." Grod, tribe Wiseguy and Punner.
Adhesives:
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but do it better stuck together." Grod the Wiser.