Terror alert system

[Siegmund]

Considering how useless the current US terror alert codes are, this can't be any worse. And it certainly is more fun:

National Polka Alert System

 

[Bacon King]

 

[Siegmund]

If this was a forum for MP3s and not just text files, I'd have to post Polkacide's "Wiener Dog Polka" .... absolutely hilarious, dirty to the dirty-minded, good clean fun to the innocent minded... provided, of course, you enjoy polkas

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

AHHHHHHHH POLKA. Evil!

 

[puglover]

What wrong with Polka?