The Bavarian Smokehouse

Sir Cyc, may I get 3 pounds of Bear?

Do you sell jerked meat? If so, I would like 2 pounds of your finest beef jerkey. Thank you.
 
Yes, Sir Plexus. Here's your 3 lbs of bear. You might want to ka-bob that on an outdoor grill.

We don't jerk our meat very often here at the BS, but for you..:) , no problem. Here's a bundle of beef jerky that should last about a month.

Let's see...that 3 lbs. @8g per lb = 24g, and the beef jerky for 10g. Comes to a total of...34g. Enjoy.
 
Good choice Sir Octavian X. The strip steak is one of the tastiest cuts we serve. it lingers longer on the mind than on the tongue, I think. Have a seat while I dish some up. What would you like to drink?
 
I come for my free beer Cyc. And while I'm here, I just as well get me some dinner. Serve me some of your finest meat, as long as it's not fishy....

Anyone care to join me?
 
Welcome Shabbaman, so good to see you. Let me take your coat. You can have a Looterzale here in the Sitting Room or go directly into the Dining Room. I presume you've seen the Menu (page 2) that lists all the sides on the table. Tonight I would recommend the Onion Soup with the fresh rolls. But take and try your pick. I'll go grill up a tender and succulent Filet Mignon. Is a Looterzale what you'd like or is there another kind of beer you'd prefer more?
 
I'll go wit the onion soup, but I'd rather have potatoes on the side that bread and rolls. The filet mignon sounds fine.
I'm in for a Looter, but only when it's chilled.

BTW, may I recommend your chef to serve mustard soup with bacon? It's a local specialty, and it's superb. Well, as long as you like mustard of course.
 
* Cyc brings Octavian X and Shabbaman both a chilled Looterzale in large mugs. Then he returns with Octavian's Strip steak, dark and sizzling, its aroma intoxicating, and sets it in front of him. *

Enjoy m'Lord.

*Cyc then brings in Shabbaman's Filet Mignon. Two and one half inches of mouth-watering prime beef, cut to square and grilled to medium. He places it in front of Shabbaman *

There you go, Sir. One taste of that will make you think of better days. Enjoy.

To both of you Gentleman, here are your Free Ski Tickets. Just present these at the Lodge. You'll be able to pick up all the needed equipment for a full day of skiing. Just outside the Lodge is the sleigh to the mountain top. If you become hungry or thirsty while you are there, plenty of food and drink is available. We even have a St. Bernard with a small keg secured around his neck in case of dire emergencies.

With your meals, you are both entitled to a good soak in the Hot Springs, at no additional charge. Hopefully, you brought some swimwear.

Eat up, Gentleman. Have whatever you wish, and thank you for coming to the Cattleman tonight.
 
Thank you, Master Cyc, for this excellent meal. After that, I'm not so sure I want to return home...

Which reminds me, I'm looking for someone to cater the upcoming Tourney at the Augusta Palace. Would you be interested?
 
Yes, Sir Octavian X. We can certianly cater your event. We'd be happy to. Just let us know what you'd like to do and we'll work it out.

If you're not going Home, can I talk you into another meal? :)
 
OK, let's see. Totals are

Octavian - Dinner and a Looterzale...60g
Shabbaman - Dinner and a free Looterzale...50g
Plexus - 3 lbs. of Bear meat and a stack of beef jerkey...34g

Total ...144g
144g X .8 = 115.2
Deposit = 115.2g
 
I'm sorry, Cyc, but that last steak put me over my food budget. Doughnuts aren't exactly cheap these days...

As to the tournament, as soon as I find a company willing to provide the drink for the festivities, sign-ups will begin. I have already contacted the Rebel Pub and Brewery, and await their response.
 
That's fine, Sir Octavian X. Before you go, here's a free drink ticket for the next time. And don't forget your free ski day ticket.
 
The dinner was great Cyc! I'll be back for the ski trip soon. Maybe we could organize a RPG ski event in the weekend soon. It'd be nice to have a chance to see each other again, and skiing is a great outdoors entertainment. And we could have a apres ski party in your locale afterward. If we could get someone to drive a chariot down the hill afterwards...
 
SMOKED PENGUIN!!!!

Should I get the Linux User's Group against you?! ;)

I'd boycott you, but I really want Smoked Salmon, and where's the Venison?

Anyway I'll take 2lbs of Smokes Salmon... now all I need is some alfalfa sprouts, and someone to invent the begel and cream cheese and I'll be set for my Salmon begel sandwitch.
 
Sir Falcon02, here's your 2 lbs. of smoked salmon. That's 4g. The Smokehouse Farms can supply you with Alfalfa Sprouts and Cream Cheese, but you'd probably have to see Sir Plexus about the bagels.

Speaking of which, if you found the Smoked Penguin on post #10 then you should have found the discussion on post #9 about bagels. Vension is on the Menu.

Maybe we could get this Linux Users Group to hold their meetings at the Cattleman. You say they like Penguin? Please don't boycott me, at least I'm not clubbing those cute baby seals like "some places" do.

Come back anytime Sir Falcon02. Remember when you purchase a meal, you get a free Ski Day Ticket. Good Luck with the Elections!
 
Sounds like a great idea, BCLG100. I hope it turns into a successful event for you. Maybe I'll join later. Maybe some Water Polo. My horse, Lit, loves the water :) j/k. Seriously though, I'll probably join later.
 
@Shabbaman - Yes, a Mt. Victory Ski Event would be great. The after event party at the Cattleman would be right on target also. I have been planning both, but haven't found the time to put it together. We'll see what happens.
 
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