The Bavarian Smokehouse

Good day, Sir Cyc!

I meant to say hello to you at the land auction. However, I went out to stretch my legs for a bit and upon my return found donsig and his entourage were on their way to the hall! With the writing on the wall, I decided to hop on my horse, Intrepid, and head southeast to parts of Fanatika I had never seen before.
Like a vision before my eyes, your wonderful restaurant appeared out of nowhere. Sorry I haven't come sooner....I did not know of its existence.

Well, I now have some money to burn so I will take a Porterhouse dinner and two Riot Beers in rapid succession. It's been a long day.....
 
Of course, Donovan Zoi. Let me take your coat. Please follow me into the Sitting Room, where I'll get your first Riot Beer, on the house.

I'm very glad you found us. We here at the Bavarian Smokehouse like the seclusion of the Bavarian Forest. I will go prepare your meal. We have pork rinds on the bar, local newspapers to read, or feel free to go inspect the Hot Springs out this door and to the left. As you are ordering dinner, you are entitled to take a relaxing bath before you head out on the road again.

Be right back.
 
And here's your second Riot Beer, Donovan.

*Cyc places the cold beer at the head of the place settings. This is followed by juicy Porterhouse steak, weighing about a pound and a half. It was grilled whole after it had been marinated in olive oil, basil, rosemary. and garlic. *

Help yourself to any and all of the side dishes and breads on the table. There's aged cheddar, mushrooms, potatoes, and a variety of vegetables. We even have our own tomato-based steak sauce with horse-radish, pepper and lemon. The breads are home made and we even have some delights from the "Bakery of Plexus" . Enjoy.
 
Thank you for the bountiful feast, Cyc.....my tastebuds have not beheld such wonders! And were it not for the anticipation of this meal, I may have never removed myself from your soothing springs. I will have to make my way through here again; you are a most generous host.
Alas, Intrepid awaits and we have a long ride back to the capital. I shall take with me 4lbs of salmon to tide me over until my next visit. Thanks again, Sir Cyc, it has truly been a pleasure.
 
No, the pleasure was all mine, Donovan. I'm glad you had an enjoyable evening. Here's your Smoked Salmon, which is the best in Fanatika. First it's marinated, then hot-smoked over oak chips, partially cooking the fish and infusing it with a deep meaty smokiness. Enjoy.

And here's your Free Ski Day ticket. Just present it at the lodge to get the needed equipment, and you'll be set for a great day at Mt. Victory.

Let's see, that's 50g for the Porterhouse, 10g for the beer, and 8g for the Smoked Salmon. 68g total, sir. I will get your coat. Have a safe journey home.
 
Sir Cyc, I would like to present you with an assortment of spices from Zimt. These are from my private stash and I think that that some of my spices will serve a better purpose here (rather than sitting in my cellar). Enjoy. :D
 
Why thank you, Sir Plexus. I shall treasure these. Sara and I will experiment with new signature dishes. In return, please take this cap made of racoon skin. Sara has become quite skilled with a needle and thread, and winter is coming, so you will need to keep your head warm. Consider it a celebration gift too, as your rise in ranks not only in the Goverment, but in the Lines of Nobility. Thank you, again.
 
Why thank you, Cyc. That really wasn't neccessary. I will treasure this cap forever, good friend.
Farewell!

*plexus puts on his new cap and walks off to Zimt*
 
I am very glad to hear this Sir Octavian X. What a pleasant suprize. I insist that you come up to the Cattleman for a free meal of your choice, and I will have a package of steaks for your to take home with you. Thanks for the great Tourney.
 
A deposit of gold made up to this point was made at the BOF/FRA
 
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This is an official announcement! The Victory Party for the Great People of Fanatika will be held here tomorrow, Saturday November 16, at 2100 GMT. There will be free steaks and side dishes for everyone. The Rebel Pub will be supplying the libations. Come one, Come all! The party is on the house! Bring your swimwear and take a dip in the Hot Springs. Be here or be square!

This Victory Celebration is brought to you by the Grandmaster and funds allocated from the Crusader's fund.
 
please go forward and post your 900 gold transaction for the upcoming festivities...

official approval:
i disorganizer, organizer of the crusade and owner of its account, authorize the 900 gold on the crusade-account to be payed for the eatings of the festivities.
all leftovers shall be given to the poor.
the account is to be closed afterwards.
 
Thank you, Dis.
 
anywho do you have any specials on at the moment?im quite peckish i dont thinkive eaten anthing for a few thousand years
 
Hey Sir Cyc! Haven't been in here in a while. How about a nice New Valhalla strip steak with some mashed potatos, broccoli, and umm... do you serve rabbit as a side? (Roten hasn't had fine dining in a while:)). And a nice Looterzale to wash it all down.
 
Greetings Gentlemen! I'm so glad you could make it. I hope you are making yourselves comfortable in the Sitting Room. Your meals will be served momentarily. BCLG100, sorry, no specials today, but I can give you the extra thick Porterhouse at no additonal charge. If you all would prefer, you can enter the Dining Room and start on the side dishes we have prepared for you. The Aged Cheddar makes a nice pre-meal snack.

Sir Plexus, I'm sure if we let Roten loose in the corral again, he'd find something tasty. Here's your Looterzale.

Stuck, BC? What can I get you to drink?
 
Gentlemen. * Cyc brings in a large platter with the steaks for all three men. He places each one individually before their owners. *

Ah, good. I can see you've started to make a dent in the side dishes. Here are your steaks, hot off the grill. There's the steak sauce on the table, and I have a fresh batch of mushrooms and onions right here.

Good thing we had a pitcher of water on the table...BC, Stuck... what can I get you to drink. Another Looterzale Sir Plexus? Oh, and by the way, I've thrown Roten a special treat. He should be content for a while. Eat up gentlemen. Of course we have the Hot Springs for your enjoyment, as you well know. Here are your Free "Ski Day" tickets. And let's think about those drinks, eh.
 
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