The difference between Airplanes and Women.

[Fr8monkey]

 

[Kullervo]

If you get bored in an airplane, there are other options...

 

[Lord Baal]

Just read this aloud to my woman. She was unamused by most of it. Liked the one about airplanes being tied down though.

 

[Ataxerxes]

Just read this aloud to my woman. She was unamused by most of it. Liked the one about airplanes being tied down though.

I'd add a -1 for telling this to your woman. I haven't learned much, but I've learned not to repeat these kinds of jokes to women. Some women have the humor to laugh at it, but most don't and will be offended. I prefer not to deal with the fallout. Also, women generally don't have the male fascination with jokes.

I enjoyed the jokes. To be fair, I also enjoy some of the anti-man jokes as well, if they're funny.

 

[Lord Baal]

I'd add a -1 for telling this to your woman. I haven't learned much, but I've learned not to repeat these kinds of jokes to women. Some women have the humor to laugh at it, but most don't and will be offended. I prefer not to deal with the fallout. Also, women generally don't have the male fascination with jokes.

I enjoyed the jokes. To be fair, I also enjoy some of the anti-man jokes as well, if they're funny.

She has a good sense of humour. She's just heard them before, I think. She's also more inclined to filthy jokes that aren't permitted on this forum. Which is to my benefit, I guess.

 

[Dumanios]

If you escape from a plane when needed, nothing bad happens to you.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

But you should treat your woman like your airplane: get inside her every day and take her to heaven and back.

 

[TheDS]

I'd add a -1 for telling this to your woman. I haven't learned much, but I've learned not to repeat these kinds of jokes to women. Some women have the humor to laugh at it, but most don't and will be offended. I prefer not to deal with the fallout. Also, women generally don't have the male fascination with jokes.

I enjoyed the jokes. To be fair, I also enjoy some of the anti-man jokes as well, if they're funny.

If she doesn't have a sense of humor, she's not worth keeping.