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Was there this much backslash thread was closed, no idea why. I read about three pages about anti-woke bots and it was pretty boring.
Anyway. Original OP KayAU main three arguments for not buying the game were pretty simple in nature, the thread evolved in to chaos
apparently. Let's try to change the formula a bit.
1: I dont give a xxx about any game being woke, or straight pornographic, with green blood or severed heads being used as cannon fodder. I hate vampires but everyone has its personal bias I guess..
PEGI 12 games are PEGI 12 games. I am not easy going towards everything but I have a pretty high tolerance
threshold. However, I do feel pain like everyone else. I learned the best way to feel pain is to avoid what causes the pain. Very easy rule. Don't buy a PEGI 12 game if you expect an Adult game. Now mix reviews of 12 y.o with reviews of 40 y.o. fans and 50% mixed review is a pretty good accomplishment in my book, for a game that is neither targeted at one.
2: I love to play old games like Sim City, or new Transport Fever 2 because I like those kind of micromanaging games. They are PC games first and foremost. Very rational, slow, usually with turns implying your games can last for even months or years... My last console I bought I had 19 y.o. a PS2 I sold three months after bc I had to work and didn't have a stable home at the time. My first PC laptop came later that year and with that Civ III.
PS2 games were nice but my Amiga 500 collection was huge, it had office work programs. It was a real computer. The difference between us and console gamers os that we had to learn DOS, C++, and other stuff. We could mod everything we wanted of or games. Civ 7 is barely a PC game anymore. KayAU said C6 devs moved to payed DLC work before fixing core issues of the game. Like Ai not using Airplanes. Even on my PC Airplanes hoovering on cluttered maps could take 2 minutes just for preparing the animation, but in C5 faster Air animation fixed that. There was no Switch Civ V version back then. Devs did not have to split resources or do decision making with multiplatform in mind. The Switch IS a CONSOLE.
C6 and C7 are made with console in mind. Thus. They are NOT PC games. Not like they used to be.
This far more than enough for me to ditch C7. I dont need to be angry at woke stuff I could not care less... or bots review...
I don't care about civ switching or UI. Compared to Civ III the UI is shiny. Some broken Hyperlinks but it has customizable hotkeys. That's nice.
Anyway that is my point and what is keeping me away. I could never play Civ III on an Ipad. Never.
It's like asking me to flush away my cat and get a Great Dane because real men has real dogs. Go on you and your Great Dane.
Ill be fine with my cats, tortoise, and small strawberry field in my backyard without a Dog that can eat my cat alive in one bite.
3: C7 feels too big in scope. It now has got all the attention a big scope game deserve. Devs will have to learn to have to deal with it, sooner or later. C6 was a huge success bc it worked on all consoles pretty well. That came with a price, to upset Civ purists.
Now it seems C7 manages to anger both audiences equally...
The OLD PC games formula was to improve the next game with new feat. NOT to ditch mechanics, base feat, for new ones.
The old formula was to ADD MORE and MORE content with each new release.
C5 1/3 change, C6 2/3 change, C7 3/3 change. Now it's a completely new game.
Next should be called Civilization ZERO as the cycle has completed.
So my TOP downgrade is not a downgrade afterall... it is a... full circle...?
Like Indiana Jones full RT circle that is a PS5 game ported to PC? I hope not.
One fix other than focusing on separate platforms with dedicated ports is to
Give every Civilization a proper continuity for all ages.
USA would call themselves something like Roman Americans, German Americans, Irish American, etc in Ancient age.
Then Roman, Germany, Dutch, Spanish colonizer in explo Age, or even Iroqouis, Sioux... or Pre-indipendence USA...
and then USA...
Proto Germanic tribes - Germanic burgerlands - Prussia/Germany
Continuity.
Anyway. Original OP KayAU main three arguments for not buying the game were pretty simple in nature, the thread evolved in to chaos
apparently. Let's try to change the formula a bit.
1: I dont give a xxx about any game being woke, or straight pornographic, with green blood or severed heads being used as cannon fodder. I hate vampires but everyone has its personal bias I guess..
PEGI 12 games are PEGI 12 games. I am not easy going towards everything but I have a pretty high tolerance
threshold. However, I do feel pain like everyone else. I learned the best way to feel pain is to avoid what causes the pain. Very easy rule. Don't buy a PEGI 12 game if you expect an Adult game. Now mix reviews of 12 y.o with reviews of 40 y.o. fans and 50% mixed review is a pretty good accomplishment in my book, for a game that is neither targeted at one.
2: I love to play old games like Sim City, or new Transport Fever 2 because I like those kind of micromanaging games. They are PC games first and foremost. Very rational, slow, usually with turns implying your games can last for even months or years... My last console I bought I had 19 y.o. a PS2 I sold three months after bc I had to work and didn't have a stable home at the time. My first PC laptop came later that year and with that Civ III.
PS2 games were nice but my Amiga 500 collection was huge, it had office work programs. It was a real computer. The difference between us and console gamers os that we had to learn DOS, C++, and other stuff. We could mod everything we wanted of or games. Civ 7 is barely a PC game anymore. KayAU said C6 devs moved to payed DLC work before fixing core issues of the game. Like Ai not using Airplanes. Even on my PC Airplanes hoovering on cluttered maps could take 2 minutes just for preparing the animation, but in C5 faster Air animation fixed that. There was no Switch Civ V version back then. Devs did not have to split resources or do decision making with multiplatform in mind. The Switch IS a CONSOLE.
C6 and C7 are made with console in mind. Thus. They are NOT PC games. Not like they used to be.
This far more than enough for me to ditch C7. I dont need to be angry at woke stuff I could not care less... or bots review...
I don't care about civ switching or UI. Compared to Civ III the UI is shiny. Some broken Hyperlinks but it has customizable hotkeys. That's nice.
Anyway that is my point and what is keeping me away. I could never play Civ III on an Ipad. Never.
It's like asking me to flush away my cat and get a Great Dane because real men has real dogs. Go on you and your Great Dane.
Ill be fine with my cats, tortoise, and small strawberry field in my backyard without a Dog that can eat my cat alive in one bite.
3: C7 feels too big in scope. It now has got all the attention a big scope game deserve. Devs will have to learn to have to deal with it, sooner or later. C6 was a huge success bc it worked on all consoles pretty well. That came with a price, to upset Civ purists.
Now it seems C7 manages to anger both audiences equally...
The OLD PC games formula was to improve the next game with new feat. NOT to ditch mechanics, base feat, for new ones.
The old formula was to ADD MORE and MORE content with each new release.
C5 1/3 change, C6 2/3 change, C7 3/3 change. Now it's a completely new game.
Next should be called Civilization ZERO as the cycle has completed.
So my TOP downgrade is not a downgrade afterall... it is a... full circle...?
Like Indiana Jones full RT circle that is a PS5 game ported to PC? I hope not.
One fix other than focusing on separate platforms with dedicated ports is to
Give every Civilization a proper continuity for all ages.
USA would call themselves something like Roman Americans, German Americans, Irish American, etc in Ancient age.
Then Roman, Germany, Dutch, Spanish colonizer in explo Age, or even Iroqouis, Sioux... or Pre-indipendence USA...
and then USA...
Proto Germanic tribes - Germanic burgerlands - Prussia/Germany
Continuity.
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