The Great Wall .

[CornMaster]

Here's a joke I got in my e-mail.

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

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[Cyberia]

LoL!! Thats the Greatest thing i have ever heard!!

 

[Fishheads]

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Both great!!

Of course, they may kick off to start the second half!

 

[Cyberia]

Dun! Dun! Dun! ::Eerie Whistling Noise::

 

[DaEezT]

but why water, they might swim! take sand

 

[Matrix]

Nice, CornMaster!!

This is the result:

 

[joespaniel]

 

[DaEezT]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/uploads/33000/33641_diplomacy.swf

 

[Aristonico]

Ohhhhh it is getting interesting for a lovely summer holidays...
Do you recommend any touristic resort like the Great Bush Hotel or the Pensione Condolezza?

 

[G-Man]

Say Fishheads, what's that big white thing infront of the B-52?

 

[Becka]

*blub, blub, blub, blub, blub*

You sunk my Afganistan! :fish:

Hey, is it just me or does this guy here REALLY look like Osama? (And this isn't just my patriotism talking.)
--->

 

[damunzy]

LOL!! They were all great. I really love the Diplomacy one.

 

[Glaurung]

i heard the wall joke, except, without the canadian part. did you add that yourself, corn?

 

[scorch]

the diplomacy toon is so funny!!!

 

[DaEezT]

of course, i posted it

 

[scorch]

spam counts on both sides

 

[Dell19]

So all the resorts would have to be built on top of the wall or in the neighbouring countries.

I think CornMaster's post was the funniest part of this thread.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by G-Man
Say Fishheads, what's that big white thing infront of the B-52?

It is a rotating rack that goes into a bomb bay that can cary 8 large munitions that can not go in vertically. This would some large PGMs, missles, or nuclear devices.

 

[scorch]

hey, howabout they make a wonder or sumthing that floods the civilization that has the great wall?