The Island Game

[Perfection]

well like we don't do terrorist stuffs.

 

[choxorn]

Yes you do, you claimed to be Mr. Erthul and went on a rampage of stealing/sinking battleships.

Just which of the items in this treaty are you opposed to?

Amended Treaty:

The Treaty of Fifty:

1. Xox Xooklia shall be at peace with the Republic of Trichomedia, the Republic of Techanitis, the Kingdom of Andara, The Gay Kingdom, The Scribbling Society, Killfirelandiumiatanyasa, New Britain, the Republic of Selachima, and the Island of Moneta.

2. Xox Xooklia shall pay all involved parties $100,000 as damages for the terrorist attacks.

3. All Damage shall be Retconned.

4. There shall be no more housing of terrorists or state-sponsored terrorist attacks on other countries. If any state that sponsors or houses terrorists against another state, actions will be taken.

5. Xox Xooklia will give the Republic of Trichomedia, the Republic of Techanitis, the Kingdom of Andara, The Gay Kingdom, The Scribbling Society, Killfirelandiumiatanyasa, New Britain, the Republic of Selachima, and the Island of Moneta an island 50 miles off the coast of Xox Xooklia so we can steal your porn and food monitor you to make sure you do not engage in any more terrorist attacks.

6. All involved parties will have a party in Caudal Lagoon, Selachima. West Teklneronus may join the party, so long as they pay us all 5 bucks. The party can include whatever we agree to.

 

[Perfection]

Yes you do, you claimed to be Mr. Erthul and went on a rampage of stealing/sinking battleships.

Funny, I don't recall that.

 

[choxorn]

That's cause you decided to retcon it. We do not recognize your retcon!

 

[Perfection]

Why don't you recognize it?

 

[Seon]

Because they are all jerks like you and me

 

[kill fire]

Tell us what terms you don't agree with, we might change them we might not, then sign the treaty or war will continue. Be warned KillFirelandium has 5 space lasers focused on your island, which is enough to blow the whole thing to pieces. And the (very few) pieces will just be flaming wasteland.

 

[Perfection]

Yeah, well I'll just reflect your lasers back with my bathroom mirrors.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Not to mention President Bryan isn't to enthralled by your space lasers.

By the way, I don't recall Technantis ever declaring war on Xox Xooklia.

 

[CivRulesAll]

If Xox Xooklia does not sign the peace treaty, then the vendetta will continue. Andara apologizes sincerely. not about the vendetta-war, though.

 

[Perfection]

Xox Xooklia won't sign it as written.

 

[KaiserElectric]

President Bryan has announced that his country will no longer tolerate the other islands bullying of the nation of Xox Xooklia. Technantis is tired of being branded as warmongers by the nations with aggressive policies towards Xox Xooklia. President Bryan has removed his signature from the "offensive" Treaty of Fifty. President Bryan will not accept money or land from Xox Xooklia and has given permission for the other nations to enact the treaty without him.

President Bryan would also like to state that should KillFirelandium use their space lasers again they shall be severely reprimanded.

smug

 

[cardgame]

President Innocent Bystander has also removed his signature from the Treaty of Fifty.

TSS would like to extend an offer of alliance to the nation of Technantis.

 

[Tee Kay]

In the interests of world peace, Selachima likewise withdrew its signature from the Treaty of Fifty, though can we just have the party anyway?

 

[CivRulesAll]

As Xox Xooklia does not sign the Treaty of Fifty, the war must unfortunatley continue, unless Xox Xooklia Decides to point out why they will not sign the treaty.

 

[Perfection]

Xox Xooklia sends TSS and Technantis each a great supply of snack crackers and adorable plush toys in thanks (total value of the itmes given is 200,000,000 USD)

Edit : Xox Xooklia tells Andara to look at the previous posts.

 

[kill fire]

Actaully I only really got into this war because Choxorn threatened me with war. Remove me from the treaty as well. I Also move my lasers away from Xox Xooklia, and we will even go so far as to use our advanced tech to fix your island. We do however, ask that in retrun Xox Xooklia gives us cake will lollipops on it.

 

[Perfection]

There's nothing wrong with our island!

We're giving out snack crackers and plush toys today. Sorry, this took months of planning, we can't simply shift gears and change what we made.

They're very good snack crackers though.

 

[Tee Kay]

Xox Xooklia forgot to send snack crackers and plush toys to us!

Selachima demands they be delivered immediately or we'll release a gazillion axemen upon you The Hounds. The Selachiman Embassy in Xox Xooklia keeps very vicious armored dogs. They have a ravenous, insatiable appetite for snack crackers and soon they'll eat every one on the planet and you'll be forced to find a new diplomatic bribe!

 

[kill fire]

There's nothing wrong with our island!

I lasered it remember?