The Island Game

[CivRulesAll]

Andara will make amends with Xox Xooklia as long as their leader does not claim to be the new leader of the Hunanics. However, you must send us peanut butter snack crackers instead. In return, we will send you an genuine Andaran Silk Rug. P.S. How do you do the cross out thing?

 

[Tee Kay]

Click "Quote" and ye shall be doomed for eternity find out.

 

[choxorn]

Actaully I only really got into this war because Choxorn threatened me with war.

What? I never threatened you, I just told you to declare war because we had a freakin' alliance.

Anyway, remove my signature too, cuz everyone else is. Let's just make the new treaty: Everyone is at peace with Xox Xooklia, and we have the party in Caudal Lagoon anyway. I will make peace with Xox Xooklia, so long as they send us Oreos instead of snack crackers and plush toys. In return, they shall be sent a newspaper from the future.

 

[Perfection]

Xox Xooklia forgot to send snack crackers and plush toys to us!

Selachima demands they be delivered immediately or we'll release a gazillion axemen upon you The Hounds. The Selachiman Embassy in Xox Xooklia keeps very vicious armored dogs. They have a ravenous, insatiable appetite for snack crackers and soon they'll eat every one on the planet and you'll be forced to find a new diplomatic bribe!

We didn't know you wanted some. I don't think dogs would like them though.

I lasered it remember?

You did no such thing!

Andara will make amends with Xox Xooklia as long as their leader does not claim to be the new leader of the Hunanics. However, you must send us peanut butter snack crackers instead. In return, we will send you an genuine Andaran Silk Rug. P.S. How do you do the cross out thing?

There are peanut butter snack crackers within the snack crackers, but there are otther snack crackers too.

 

[kill fire]

What? I never threatened you, I just told you to declare war because we had a freakin' alliance.

Yes. You did threaten me.

 

[KaiserElectric]

President Innocent Bystander has also removed his signature from the Treaty of Fifty.

TSS would like to extend an offer of alliance to the nation of Technantis.

Technantis accepts the alliance.

We also appreciate Xox Xooklia's gift.

Spoiler :

And I'm getting tired of typing that name!

 

[choxorn]

I'm also tired of typing the name. Perfy, can we call your nation XxX?

 

[Perfection]

X X is the official abbreviation.

 

[e350tb]

Mr. Ian Schtunn is believed to have been apprehended in Nova London and is being shipped back to justice in Andara.

 

[aronnax]

President <Insert Name Here> is tired of having to keep the Trichomedian Army on alert, and wishes the treaty would get its last signers so the war could be ended already. He is sending diplomats to The Gay Kingdom and Xox Xooklia to urge them to hurry up and sign it.

Perfy, arronax, sign the damn treaty already!

The Gay Kingdom shall sign the treaty.

We apologise for the diplomatic isolation in the last 4 pages for we were in mourning The King, Ken Doll V died 4 pages ago at the age of 67 from a heart attack and a misplaced dildo (use your imagination).


BREAKING NEWS: CIVIL WAR BREAKS OUT IN THE GAYEST KINGDOM
According to the constitution, the Crown Prince, Andrew is to inherit the throne. However, the Gayest Council, fearing the Straightness of Andrew would interfere with normal gay life re-legitimised the the rights of the throne to the Oldest Son of Ken Doll V, Prince Martin who, according to the Constitution had given up his rights as Crown Prince for refusing to consummate with a woman. Prince Martin has however, accepted the nomination and was crowned in Capital City as King Martin II. King Martin and the Gayest Council draw their legitimacy on the veto power of the Council.

A picture of King Martin.



However, second son, Crown Prince Andrew, who was pronounced as King Andrew I by the governor of Liberty Avenue State in Viva La Gaygas and issue a statement stating that he will fight for his rights as the constitution Crown Prince. King Martin supporters draw from the Conservative base of the Kingdom while King Andrew draws support from the more Liberal groups.

A picture of King Andrew.



The people take sides in the Civil War.
King Andrew leads the Constitution Forces
King Martin leads the Council Forces




The two fronts however agree on two things.
1) Both sides seek the acknowledgment of the International Community.
2) Both sides adopt a "One Gay Kingdom" Policy (You can only recognise one side and Neutral is for wankers.)

 

[Bratmon]

Pres. Mon doesn't care about the civil war in the gay kingdom. He withdraws from the treaty of fifty and umm something... else... whatever.

 

[cardgame]

President Innocent Bystander sends a ridiculous amount of ridiculous forces to both sides to destroy the country from the inside.

That's diplomacy for ya!

 

[Perfection]

Wait, is this an actual civil war or just pretense for S&M roleplaying?

 

[CivRulesAll]

Prime Minister Luke Nathalos is supporting the constitutional forces with 50,000 of the most highly trained forces of Andara, because his younger sister is seeing King Andrew, who has the right claim to the crown.(Andaran troops have dark green uniforms.)

 

[choxorn]

The Republic of Trichomedia doesn't care, and simply fires missiles at random in the general direction of The Gay Kingdom.

 

[Bratmon]

Moneta's selling missile strikes on TGK. Major cities are $.50, minor $1.

 

[choxorn]

Here's 5 bucks, please fire missiles at the 10 largest cities in TGK.

Oh, BTW, how do I make a larger map of my nation like Tailless and arronax did?

 

[cardgame]

Here's 5 bucks, please fire missiles at the 10 largest cities in TGK.

Oh, BTW, how do I make a larger map of my nation like Tailless and arronax did?

With Paint, open the map, zoom in on your country and begin modifying away. ^_^

 

[Bratmon]

Here's 5 bucks, please fire missiles at the 10 largest cities in TGK.

Oh, BTW, how do I make a larger map of my nation like Tailless and arronax did?

That price gets you 20 cities. I fired away.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Here is a map of the better than all other nations great nation of Andara.

And yes, that is a nameless town. It is recently established.