The last time I had this much fun, I was greasing the biscuits.

[mayor]

I make you an offer you can't refuse:

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were
bashing the watermelon.

 

[Civ'ed]

For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
reveling in the screaming burrito.

 

[Dumanios]

Hey! Who's been
torching the roaring pencil?!

 

[MaxaTheGreat]

This unique and colorful custom is referred to as

bending the little burrito.

 

[Dreadnought]

You can't expect me to believe you were only
shopping for the perpetual god.

 

[SamSniped]

Necro!
Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
rubbing the pipeline!

 

[Civ'ed]

after two rude ones (which it insisted on giving me):

Let's just say I had a lot to learn about
understanding the little ol' Nantucket warlock.

 

[NickyJ]

Guess what I've been doing? That's right --
firing the Persian dragon.

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were
icing the smurfy christmas tree. - Yeah, I'd give him the five hundred dollars now.

Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience
flogging the brass croissant.

The last time I saw him, he was
charging the short eternal waffle.

You should have seen him
salting the glass banana.

I couldn't believe my best friend was actually
tenderizing the sacred minnow.

 

[trader/warrior]

She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him
teasing the brass narwhal.

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
normalizing the stubborn whale.

Hey! Who's been
spewing forth the legendary beaver?!

 

[caketastydelish]

Instead, she spent the night alone,
pushing the canoe.