The most ******** existant quite common first names.

[Swedishguy]

Parents naming kids these names deserves punishment by death.

Iodine - It's an element, for crying out loud! And it sounds like "I, Odin".

Guido - What were those germans thinking? I don't so no stinking guide!

Primus - Someone very likely to have no siblings.

**** - It's a sexual organ. Poor ****ie **** ****ens.

Ronja - Would you want to be called Ronja?

Fill it up.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Let's see:

Audio Science

Pilot Inspektor

Moxie CrimeFighter

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Gaylord
Dexter

There are lots of romanian names.
Manuela
What kind of guy would say "i'm dating Manuela"

 

[Hitti-Litti]

Jorma - means the same as Dick.
Urpo - an insulting name.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Umm...

There's Male, Female, and Urine.

And Innocent Bystander.

And Hyman. And Schnell. And more:

Affanita
Almaadele
Berneatha
Bophary
Camy
Ceclia
Chrystee
Cynthanie
Deolanda
Donisha
Etelani
Fortina
Genovela
Ieshia
Jantel
Jeehee
Jiae
Jolle
Jonola
Kaelyne
Katheron
Kerripaula
Kumiyo
Lalofau
Lavizsia
Loewen
Ludmela
Merrian
Milynne
Mistymarie
Mridula
Muffi-Jo
Nachele
Nali
Nikoletta
Nirawan
Pornwadee
Quocvan
Ralina
Ramonda
Reyene
Samfira
Saraswathi
Sengchan
Shaunene
Shealin
Sora
Suchin
Tahnya
Tanta
Tem
Teya
Thanhthu
Thembisa
Toshya
Vickigail
Wan-Chih
Xuqiu
Yan-Ying
Zeenab
Abundie
Alfrred
Beegie
Bossie
Burritt
Dainis
Dalis
Goncalo
Hann-Jing
Hazari
Ish
Laksmono
Laru
Macky
Mawuli Nattapong
Nyklus
Orvall
Oryan
Rykeir
Seungyong
Siberio
Sovandara
Sovanrithy
Subhi
Suphachad
Tes
Wattie
Xifan
Yunlong

Some might be normal in other countries. But in America, no.

And I saw a woman named Stewart on a commercial. As a first name.

 

[Otkell]

There is also all those movie freaks parents who called their child:

-Han
-Leia
-Obiwan
-Frodo

or any other movie-related names you can think of.

 

[Jawz II]

There is also all those movie freaks parents who called their child:

-Han
-Leia
-Obiwan
-Frodo

or any other movie-related names you can think of.

There should be laws against that.

Not people naming their kids weird names (I think there are such laws already), I mean against those people breeding. Matrix nerds, LOTR nerds, Starwars nerds or any other [movie name]-nerds should be castrated if they watch the same movie more than 3-4 times (except fight club, lets face it, if you try that crap with fight club fans, youre only gonna get your punk ass handed to you. ).

I find all those female ghetto names to be pretty funny, names like shaniqua and such. Where did those names come from anyway?
I bet there are no women in Africa named that.

 

[pboily]

My daughter's name is Elowyn (the Welsh name, for her mother's side).

I can't tell you how many idiots thought she was named Eowyn, after the Lord of the Rings. Who names their kid after a freakin' movie character? What's next, you'll call your kid Worf?

 

[Swedishguy]

Many kids are called Wilma or Vilma in Sweden because of a character in Rederiet. Geez.

 

[Love]

Ronja - Would you want to be called Ronja?

Fill it up.

I know a girl nameed ronja, nothing wrong whith her...

 

[Swedishguy]

I know a girl nameed ronja, nothing wrong whith her...

I also know a girl called Ronja, but do you think a conscious human would want to be called Ronja?

 

[Love]

No, not actually...

My friend is named Arthur and by some weird reason he can make his name cool...

 

[Mise]

My daughter's name is Elowyn (the Welsh name, for her mother's side).

I can't tell you how many idiots thought she was named Eowyn, after the Lord of the Rings. Who names their kid after a freakin' movie character? What's next, you'll call your kid Worf?

Worf was my father's name

 

[Hitti-Litti]

WORF!?

No offense, but man, that name sounds so silly! He's Welsh?

 

[Catharsis]

Muffi-Jo

Gah, that's horrible!

 

[pboily]

My daughter's name is Elowyn (the Welsh name, for her mother's side). I can't tell you how many idiots thought she was named Eowyn, after the Lord of the Rings. Who names their kid after a freakin' movie character? What's next, you'll call your kid Worf?

Worf was my father's name

WORF!? No offense, but man, that name sounds so silly! He's Welsh?

I think I have found another candidate for the random quote thread. Brilliant, H-L! Hats off to Mise also without whom this would not have been possible.

 

[puglover]

My daughter's name is Elowyn (the Welsh name, for her mother's side).

I can't tell you how many idiots thought she was named Eowyn, after the Lord of the Rings. Who names their kid after a freakin' movie character? What's next, you'll call your kid Worf?

I want to name my kid after Ransom from the Space Trilogy. Does that count?

 

[DBear]

I want to name my kid after Ransom from the Space Trilogy. Does that count?

Not really. Ransom Olds was around before C.S. Lewis.

 

[Gr3yL3gion]

Dick
R2 or CPO
Madison
Bra

 

[Swedishguy]

Sara - It needs an "h"!