The Pond

Goldflash

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THE POND
An old farmer in Iowa had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
 
Smart man!
 
The Person said:
Good joke. A good addition to my repertoire. Finally some good humor here.


Yay! Appreciation!
 
Do-ho. Digging through my old posts and I saw this. Thought I'd bump it so 2010 can enjoy it.
 
I second that!
 
Same farmer catches a thief in his tool shed, and holds the thief at gunpoint while he clamps the thief's penis in a vise. The farmer then removes the vise handle so it cannot be opened, and takes out a hacksaw.

The frightened thief asks, "You're not going to saw off my penis, are you!?"

The farmer hands the thief the saw and says, "No, you are. I'm going to set the shed on fire."
 
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