Not Jesus, no.
Member: Strong, omniscient, most merciful in essence
Non-member: Stiff, awesome, suck, tough, fast, sexual, asexual, electroweak, telekinesis, tickle, Williams, huge fertility, sterile, x-ray vision, turds, lightning, wine, fat, European, loves wine, loves Philistines, whacked up, not-for-profit
EDIT: Wha? You changed your post, I see. No, it's not Scientology either.