The Simpsons Quote Game - CivFanatics

[Zouave]

Yea, Homer said that about Jesus.

Eudora. The belching Eudora with that idiot movie critic. They satirized Eudora Weltey, a then old (now dead) short story writer from Mississippi. A nice old lady who likely didn't belch!

 

[History_Buff]

Originally posted by napoleon526

"Ya speak like a poet, but ya punch like one too!"

That willy when he fights his twin, I believe Seamus was his name. They both do work at Sprigfeild Elementary.

 

[napoleon526]

How about :
"Hello, I'm Shaquille O'Neil. Let us in, please."

Nobody can get this one? Here's a hint: It was said in the episode why Bart and Milhouse run the comic book store.

Who is being decribed by who?
"Perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way."

 

[Higis]

"Perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way."

That Homer decribing god when he creates his own religion.

Hello, I'm Shaquille O'Neil. Let us in, please."

-It is B & M trying to get in to see the special effects guy after they are banned from the store. I'm not sure, but that's my guess.

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by Higis
"Perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way."

That Homer decribing god when he creates his own religion.

Hello, I'm Shaquille O'Neil. Let us in, please."

-It is B & M trying to get in to see the special effects guy after they are banned from the store. I'm not sure, but that's my guess.

Close enough. Homer says this while standing on top of B & M, who are covered by a jacket.

Here's one from tonight's episode:
"Stonewall Jackson! Stop rollerblading!"

 

[History_Buff]

I missed that, so this is just a useless post to bring it back up to the top.

And for anyone who cares:

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In a way, you are both winners. In a better, more accurate way, . . . .

 

[Higis]

In a way, you are both winners. In a better, more accurate way, . . . .

The space one, the ground control guy says it after barney wins the contest.

"Stonewall Jackson! Stop rollerblading!"
I didn't see it either, sorry.

But how about:
"Lying make baby jesus cry".

 

[santo67]

The rollerblading Stonewall was during the Civil War reinactment, with Disco Stu as Jackson.

The crying Jesus one is from when Homer and Ned became friends, but Ned got tired of it and lied to make Homer go away. Rod said it to Ned.

*****

"There are no good wars. With the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy."

Some old-school season one for you, there.

 

[napoleon526]

"There are no good wars. With the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy."

This is from the first season episode "Bart the General", where he and the other kids declare war on Nelson.

"That's Crazy Talk!"

 

[History_Buff]

"Thats crazy talk"

is from when bart gets the dream told to him by the casino indian, and he says that about there being an add in his dream, and it turns out that crazy talk is his brother.

 

[The Art of War]

"Mmmmm.....that's good adultery!"

"Avert your eyes, eunuch."

"Can't we ever end a meeting without digging up a corpse?"
(easy ones. )

 

[santo67]

"Mmmmm.....that's good adultery!"

"Avert your eyes, eunuch."

Apu in the recent "Apu has an affair" episode (from Homer's nightmare).

"Can't we ever end a meeting without digging up a corpse?"

Mayor Quimby in the "Jebediah Springfield was a bloodthirsty pirate" episode, just before they all go see if the silver tounge is indeed with the corpse.

*****

"That's BTO, they're Canada's answer to ELP, thier biggest hit was TCB!"

Bonus points for identifying what the initails BTO, ELP, and TCB stand for.

 

[The Art of War]

More,

"Exactttlllyyyy...."

"Buy him out, boys!"

 

[History_Buff]

I know the "exacttlyyyy", was from where homer auditions to be Mr. Burns in his film and gets his line wrong.

 

[Morgasshk]

BTO - Big Titty Orangutang?

ELP - Elevated Level of Perception?

TCB - To Call Back?


Oh well, thats my go!



Morgasshk.

 

[MrPresident]

"Buy him out, boys!"

That was Bill Gates "buying" out Homer's internet company. The result was two large men smashing all the stuff on the table.

"Nothing to see here, move on along folks, nothing to s..OH MY GOD! A horrible plane crash!"

 

[Knowze Gungk]

...C'mon folks gather round, don't be shy.

That would be cheif wigham discovering the wreck of crusty's plane.

"Don't shh you rich bastard"

 

[The Art of War]

"This city will not negotiate with terrorists. Now, is there any city around that will?"

"Watch out, he's got his probe!"

 

[napoleon526]

"Don't shh you rich bastard"

This is from the end of the episode where Homer housesits for Mr. Burns, and he crys throughout the credits because he's not rich, then he says this to the person in the little production studio blurb.

"This city will not negotiate with terrorists. Now, is there any city around that will?"

Has to be Diamond Joe Quimby, but from which episode?

Try this:
"I wanna visit the screen door factory!"

And:
"Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!"

 

[santo67]

I can't leave you fools in the dark anymore.

BTO=Bachman Turner Overdrive, a band
ELP=Emerson, Lake, & Palmer, another band
TCB=Takin' Care of Business, BTO's greatest hit