The Simpsons Quote Game - CivFanatics

[napoleon526]

Anybody know who said:

"Those fools on land with 'laws' and 'ethics'. They'll never know the simple pleasures of a monkey knife fight."

And in the same episode:

"This monkey's going to need most of your skin."

 

[TubaGuy]

I know Mr. Burns said the skin one to Smithers after he found Furious George after the knife fight.

 

[History_Buff]

That was Homer, and then Mr. burns.

Heres one:

"I just felt like fillling this place with the rich, satisfying smell of tobacco."

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by TubaGuy
I know Mr. Burns said the skin one to Smithers after he found Furious George after the knife fight.

Right!

How about:

"If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born!"

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by History_Buff
That was Homer, and then Mr. burns.

Heres one:

"I just felt like fillling this place with the rich, satisfying smell of tobacco."

I'm not sure. Is this where Bart is telling his parents why the house is filled with cigarettes after he gets involved with fat tony?

 

[History_Buff]

Napolean, you are wrong, its a really hard one unless you just saw the episode, but you're quote is where Artie Ziff asks for a weekend alone with Marge, and Homer sees them making out in the fake prom.

 

[santo67]

Originally posted by History_Buff
"I just felt like fillling this place with the rich, satisfying smell of tobacco."

It's Marge. The chili festival. She doesn't want Homer to smell the Chili Cookoff, so she lights up a cigarette.

*****

"I fell off the jungle gym, and when I woke up I was in here."

 

[napoleon526]

How about, "The people need to know that conservatives aren't all Johnny Hatemongers and Charlie Bible-thumpers."

 

[allhailIndia]

Originally posted by santo67
It's Marge. The chili festival. She doesn't want Homer to smell the Chili Cookoff, so she lights up a cigarette.

*****

"I fell off the jungle gym, and when I woke up I was in here."

I think it is one of these kids in Bart's special class where they move to a new town with the supervillain. My most favorite episode

 

[King of England]

In response to napoleon's quote, it was Sideshow Bob talking to birch barlow, he he. That's a favorite episode of mine. You forgot " or even George Bushes."

 

[History_Buff]

India, King of England and Santo, all those answrs are right. Heres one: (May be something of a Paraphrase

"Oh Mr. Burns, its just an inimportant kid, lets drive on."

 

[Apollo]

Originally posted by History_Buff
India, King of England and Santo, all those answrs are right. Heres one: (May be something of a Paraphrase

"Oh Mr. Burns, its just an inimportant kid, lets drive on."

Was that Mr. Burns saying that Smithers told him to drive on while testifying in court after hitting Bart with his car?

 

[History_Buff]

Yes it was.

Heres another:

"O, la de da Mr. French Man"

 

[santo67]

Originally posted by History_Buff
"O, la de da Mr. French Man"

Moe, refering to Herman, Homer, and the rest calling it a 'garage.' Moe prefers the term 'car hold.'

*****

"I can think of at least two things that are wrong with that title."

 

[Higis]

That is the march break one and nelson remarks this after seeing "naked lunch".

"Do you're worst, you dirty, pretencious savage."

 

[goodbye_mr_bond]

Originally posted by santo67
Moe prefers the term 'car hold.'

Actually, Moe prefers "car HOLE," which is even funnier.

 

[History_Buff]

Higis, can you post a new qoute? Nobody seems to know it, and I just searched the internet and its not there either.

 

[History_Buff]

Come on people, lets get this going again!

 

[Lt.Col. Kilgore]

I'll post one to get us going while we figure out the last quote.

This is definately one of the best Simpsons quotes as I see it:

"Ach du lieber! Das ist nicht ein booby!"

 

[Higis]

"Do your worst, you dirty pretencious savage"
This come from the halloween one when Springfield get nuked by France. It is what Quimby said when he called them all frogs.

"Push her down, son."