Mike nudged The Spearman in the ribs, "So what's going on?"
The Spearman turned, "Well, peabrain, since I created this world, I've been gaurding this mountain. Then you and a bunch of infantry came along. After I beat the infantry, a tank came along, which I was beating up pretty good, and would have set on fire if you hadn't of interfered," he paused to glare at Mike, "then the tank called for backup, so now I have to face twenty tanks, but I called in my reinforcements and they arrived. Only they turned out to be a bunch of dolts on horseback, but they do have some mighty nice swords. We are just about to do battle, but it will probably all turn out good in the end, because I have a special spear with a big red button, and as we have seen, when I press a big red button, things happen. Oh yeah, and this wierd fly keeps showing up wherever the action is," (If this was a movie, this would be the point at which The Spearman would turn to face the camera) ,"Got it?"
Mike scratched his head, "Umm, sure. But I only meant what's going on with that knight's sword. You were looking at it pretty hard."
The Spearman glared at Mike for a second before turning to the knights, "CHARGE!!!!"
A.S.Shole yelled over the radio to the other tank commanders, "CHARGE!!!!"
A voice crackled over the the tank's radio, "Did he just say 'charge'? We are in tanks you know. We could maybe just, oh I don't know, stand back and shoot them all?"
A.S.Shole came back on the radio, "Umm, yeah, that's what I meant."
A third voice crackled into play, "No, you definately said 'Charge'. That is totally different than shoot."
"Look, I meant shoot, okay? 'Charge' is just, like, an expression."
A fourth voice joined in, "Are you sure? I've never heard 'charge' be used as an expression to shoot. Maybe you could say, 'Blast', or something," the voice added helpfully.
The second voice agreed, "Yeah, 'Blast' is good, or you could maybe say, 'Let's go get 'em, boys'."
The third voice, "Yeah, I would totally not be confused by that. But 'Charge' is kinda dumb, you know?"
Shole burst across the radio in fury, "LOOK MORONS! 'DAMN BLAST 'EM, CHARGE, LET'S GO GET 'EM, WHATEVER! BUT LET'S ATTACK SHALL WE?"
There was a silence.
Then, "You don't have to be so mean about it..."
"Yeah, we have feelings you know..."
The knights reached the tanks without a shot being fired. They immediately fell to hacking and slicing with their TK-Mk II swords. The sound of metal on metal fell across the battlefield-*tink tink tinketty tink tink tink * thud * tink tinka tink tink tinka tink *thud* tink tink *thud* -There was a pause as one of the knights turned to his eager, but not too bright friend and helped him take his sword out of it's sheath - *tink tinketty tink tink tink*