The stupidest game ever

[Naval Freak]

This game happened before i joined this forum, so some parts may be vague.


Standard size map, continents, 70% water, 3 billion years, i am America.

Quick growth early, find Romans to the south, through them find Greece to North-East. Greece-Rome war.

~1500 ad- industrial age. War against the Romans. push them back to the South Coast. War over. Search for oil. find some on tiny Antarctic island. 200 years later, Babilonians build city on island, island ratio 75% American controled, 25% Babilonian controlled. Start building 65-strong navy.


Sorry, but i'll finish this later.

 

[puglover]

What's so stupid? I think that's a nice game!

 

[Naval Freak]

I said it wasnt done yet....

So, we all happily go into the modern times and i build 50+ icbms.

so do computer players.
iwage major warr agaist greece, luckily they didint have uranium.

i kik their @$$ and go to conquer Babilonia.

They have 70+ icbms.

I mobilize all sea units after my capital has been hit 10times and the other large cities i have (30 of 'em) are hit.

Too bad i didnt have Strategic Lazer Defence.

My civ crumbles, the Babs, French, Egyptians, Russians, Romans, and whats left of greece squeeses the life of my civ away.

remember that lil' isand? 100% U.S. controlled, defended by my navy and some spearmen.

that goes down, 2045.

Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnn.

 

[Civanator]

lol, spearmen. why not riflemen? taste of your own medicine.

 

[Adam the Great]

Well thts great but you neede to upgrade ur men alot too
IM NEW AND IN CHARGE



My favorite quote:"faded glories, molded stories, we speak, we die, then we conqeur

 

[Chieftess]

ouch... atleast you were close to a histrographic win/loss....

 

[Naval Freak]

----all riflemen died defending homeland---- ----only could send spearmen as defenders, duh!----