The Third CIV Anarchy Game

[Flotorius]

Jaguar (who will be named "Herpetic Lesions")

That's what I call the earliest biological warfare. Even if he dies when "making contact" with the Germans they'll die eventually, too.

 

[NamesAreUseless]

Interesting game... But needs a little, say, "madness"

The Big List of Orders, Commands and Other Things to Do (tm)

Civ Name == Candy Land
Leader Name == George Costanza

* 1st Archer == CrazyArch-> Send unit NNW
* 2nd Archer == Shooty McShooterton -> Send unit NNW
* 3rd Archer == SixShootinJim -> Send unit NNW
* 4th Archer == Bob the Archer -> Send unit NNW
* 5th Archer == Paulo Francis -> Send unit NNW

* 1st Warrior == FlyingPig -> Send unit NNW
* 2nd Warrior == NoCheating -> Send unit NNW
* 3rd Warror == IsaSlayer -> Send unit NNW

* 1st Jaguar == Chip the Cat-Man -> Send unit NNW
* 2nd Jaguar == Slash 'n' Kill -> Send unit NNW

* 1st Worker == DullJack -> Send unit NNW
* 2nd Worker == Filler -> Send unit NNW

IamSid build == settler -> Jaguar
-2 archers defending
LionScare build == Granary -> Archer
-1 archer defending
TheRanch build == Barracks -> Granary
-1 archer defending

Research == Priesthood -> Writing

ORDERS
1. Try to win.
2. Once the two jags are together, have them wander north on barb look out and hunting.
3. Try to get OBP with Rome.
4. If any of the units that are going NNW happen to run over or onto the unit owned by a civilization thats not yours, declare War against them!
5. If any of the units that are going NNW happen to have water blocking their way, then have that units go East
6. Say "I obey your hopeless and endless slave, I obey your every command NamesAreUseless" during your next turn

Boy that was fun!

 

[Flotorius]

^ That's not fun but ridiculous because all of the units already have valid orders.

 

[NamesAreUseless]

Valid? Yeah they may be valid, but so are mine. Sending units North then Northwest isn't that difficult

This was more meant for the turn after the next one, since LefferDP has yet to do the commands before I posted.

 

[Flotorius]

^ Anarchy games mean "first come first served".

PS: I agree that sending units NNW isn't tough but that's no reason in itself.

PPS: Please, re-read the rules in the first post.

 

[conquer_dude]

Alright. I am checking in to this game. Name the next jaguair unit (any jaguiar unit that doesn't have a requested name yet) and name him Alfonzo.

 

[caknuck]

I have the funny feeling that this game's a bust. I've been considering starting "Civ IV Anarchy Game #6 (Son of Dave)". Either that or a Colonization Anarchy Game.

 

[Flotorius]

I have the funny feeling that this game's a bust. I've been considering starting "Civ IV Anarchy Game #6 (Son of Dave)". Either that or a Colonization Anarchy Game.

Yeah, go ahead.
I think that "puppet" LefferDP has run away with the save.

 

[fluffyflyingpig]

Well, I fixed my computer problems. Glad to see this is somewhat alive still. I guess I'll PM LefferDp and see if he is coming back or can post the save.

 

[caknuck]

Well, I fixed my computer problems...

Funny you say this. I was in the process of setting up Anarchy Game #6 when the computer locked up (again). I had been squirreling money away for a new mobo/cpu/ram setup, and finally broke down and bought it. Now my piece of crap new mobo is not compatible with my video card (with a relatively common chipset). I'm returning the mobo on Weds and getting something a little more standard.

And then, Anarchy Game #6 (Son of Dave) will be born.

 

[Flotorius]

Great news.

Sorry for your problems though.

 

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