They have computers in hell!!!

[scorch]

I recieved this email.



>>>"Hell Is Real"
>>>
>>>I went into my classroom, Ready for another year at school. I
>>>didn't want the work, Just wanted to hang and be cool. I had on
>>>new clothes, New sneakers on my feet. I was there for class on
>>>time, Went to the back and took my seat. Yeah, I'm moving up, I'm
>>>already grown. Soon I'll be graduating, And out on my own. I
>>>talked to some of my friends, We were all having fun. Said some
>>>things I shouldn't have said, Did stuff I shouldn't have done. I
>>>knew I was different. I felt God touch my heart, I knew I should
>>>set a standard, But then I'd be set apart. Walking to the bus, I
>>>was not looking for strength. I heard the car tires screeching,
>>>But now it's too late. I'm standing in this room, And I can see
>>>the heavenly gate. Oh no! I never prayed. I thought I had time to
>>>get it straight. An angel walked to me, He had a book in his hand.
>>>I knew it was the Book of Life, When would this dream end? I told
>>>him my name, And he ! began to look. Then he looked at me sadly
>>>and said, Your name is not in this book. Angel, this is a dream,
>>>No, I can't be dead! He closed the book and turned away, He
>>>whispered - You cannot proceed ahead. No...no this can't be real,
>>>Angel, you can't turn me away. Let me talk to God, Maybe he'll let
>>>me stay. He led me to the gate, Jesus came to me. He did not let
>>>me in but said, Beloved what is your need? "Jesus," I cried,
>>>"please, Don't cast me away from You." Tears ran down his face as
>>>he said, "You knew what you needed to do." "Lord, please I'm
>>>young, I never thought I would die. I thought I'd have plenty of
>>>time, Death caught me by surprise." "Lord, I went to church,
>>>Please Jesus, I believe." He said "You would not accept me, My
>>>love you would not receive." "Lord, there were too many
>>>hypocrites, They weren't being true." He took a step back and
>>>asked, "What does that have to do with you?" "Lord, my family
>>>claimed to be saved, They weren't real. You know." He said, "I
>>>died f! or you, Now I have to go." I fell to my knees crying to
>>>Him! , "Lord, I planned to be real tomorrow." I couldn't, make Him
>>>understand, I had never -- felt such sorrow. Then it hit me hard,
>>>I said, "Lord, where will I go?" He looked into my eyes and said,
>>>"My child you already know." "Please Jesus," I begged, "The place
>>>is so hot." It seemed to trouble and grieve him, He whispered,
>>>"DEPART FROM ME, I KNOW YOU NOT." "Lord, you're supposed to be
>>>love, How can you send me to damnation?" He replied, "With your
>>>mouth you said you loved me, But each day you rejected my
>>>salvation." With that in an instant, Day turned into night. I
>>>never knew such torture could be, Now too late, I know the Bible
>>>is right. If I can tell you anything, Hell has no age. It is a
>>>place of torture, Separated from God and full of rage. You know, I
>>>thought it was funny -- a joke, But this one thing is true. If you
>>>never accept Jesus Christ, HELL IS WAITING FOR YOU!
>>>
>>>So please, ask Him into your heart.


Look, this guy went to hell, then he emailed someone, who emailed someone, who emailed someone, who emailed someone, who emailed someone, who emailed someone, who emailed someone, who emailed someone, who emailed my christain brother, who emailed me.
****, i bet that computer that thhat guy used ran windows.

 

[ComradeDavo]

ooooooookay.
Can i just say that as i don't believe in god i also don't believe in satan or hell. so will christians please stop using the 'go to hell' argument, it's kind of annoying.

 

[stormerne]

They still send these things around? Ha ha!

This is a direct transcription from one of those booklets - you know the ones with the lurid 50s style cartoons meant to traumatise the gullible and the intellectually challenged.

Hell I don't have to worry about. Hel is my default destination, though Valhall or Sessrumnir would be preferable, and all three will be good places to go.

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[BlueMonday]

Nothings irks me more than narrow-minded religious fools preaching narrow-minded bullfeathers calling me a narrow-minded fool for not believing what they do. And here in SLC it's almost a daily thing from the Morons -I mean Mormons. I believe that's item number 23 that pisses me off oh so much.

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

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Oh, now I'm feeling insecure..what if I'm going there? I should fall to my knees and start praying now! F*** fanatics.

Oh, and what's number 22, Blue?

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[BlueMonday]

Number 22? Uh let me see...

*thumbs through booklet

Ahh, here it is. Number 22 is Airport Security. GRRRR!

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[scorch]

man i love you guys...

im suprised some relgious freak hasn't started preaching yet.

I can imagine the topic.

'Click here to be saved!!!'

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Hmm..., I would say its a bit extreme, and I've seen better standards of writing on the public convenience walls of the ape creatures of the Himalayas, but there is a message there.

If you don't believe in it, fine, you shouldn't have it shoved down your throat. But something in me just doesn't like heaping s**t on the religious beliefs of others, no matter what I think about them. But that is just me.

If you ignore the pathetic attempt at prosletization in the message, then there is a moral that can be appreciated by virtually everyone, be they a diehard dialectical materialist or a missionary - you don't know what you've got until it is gone, nor do we often appreciate that which is of real importance until we get a big shock.

Thats what I can draw from this piece, even if it is very crude and religiously inaccurate

 

[floppa21]

BlueMonday, you live in Utah??? <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> I'm so sorry! I spent a few weeks in that state and what I saw I did not like. Yeesh! <br /> <br />Well, speaking of religion... <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> This is a topic that I feel is dead, kinda like GOD. I dunno, I have given my opinion and argued my points but it all is to no avail. Religious people, Christians especially, seem to have that blind faith that is not backed by anything but a book and a wish.

ANYWAYS, I do believe they have computers in Hell, because there is a story about the computers crashing and Satan losing all his work, but Jesus didn't. Know why? <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> Cuz Jesus saves... <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> Yah fine, let fly the rotten veggies!!!

 

[BlueMonday]

Originally posted by floppa21:<br /><strong>BlueMonday, you live in Utah??? <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> I'm so sorry! I spent a few weeks in that state and what I saw I did not like. Yeesh! <br /></strong><hr></blockquote>

A few years ago this would've have been the point where I publicly exploded about the pure stupidity the institution of mormonism, but I think I'll spare all of you from reading that. If you really want to know, you can PM me and I'll send you my list of grievences.

But in any case, I wasn't born here. I was born in Philadelphia -an awesome city to be part of. When I was twelve or so, my mother decided to take a very well paying job in this ******** so the two of us picked up and came here (my father was long gone by that time). Here in SLC it's tolerable. There are plenty of people with normal, healthy personalities and respectable views. Here in the City Morms only make up 2/5s of the population.

However once you get out in the boondocks (even the larger towns like Ogden, Provo, Logan, and Tooele) that's where you meet the real pyschotics and polygamists and...well...let's just say it's not uncommon for forty year old men to marry their thirteen year old neices -BLECH! For the record, the LDS church doesn't condone such activity, but if you ask all those boondock psychotiks they all say they are practicing true mormonism.

Why do I stay here? Well, I will leave, no doubt about that. But, I have met many interesting people out here along with a small handful of liberal morms (make no mistake, the balance of ******* morms to liberal ones is like 97:3). I also get a pretty cheap higher education at the UofU which is actually one of the leading technology/science/business/arts universities in the nation (we were one of the four universities that created the internet). Not only that, but all the morms go to BYU, so I don't have to deal with many of them here at the University of Utah. And the profs are selected nationally, so I don't have but a few mormon professors either.

I'm sure some of you out there are thinking of accusing me of discrimination. But believe me, you have no clue about the sheer hostility of mormon culture to non mormons here in this state. OK, I had rocks thrown at me by those *****es...so don't talk to me about me discriminating; I'm just returning the favor now.

I'm also pretty sure that many of you out there are thinking I'm pretty anti-religious. That's not true at all. Religion, no matter what category it falls under, provides so many things to our society and culture. Forget worshipping God mindlessly; I say, focus on helping other people becuase that's probably the only thing that really matters once you're dead. Personally, I'm American Baptist (NOT SOUTHERN BAPTIST), which is actually a pretty liberal religion. The church I go to doesn't really care that I'm not sure if I believe in God or not, so long as I'm trying to do something with my life. They're not concerned with the Dogma of believing in God or participating in archaic ceremonies; rather that I just try to do a little something to help out.

That's why people preaching narrow-minded bullfeathers is number twenty three of my "things that rub me the wrong way" list. If you think I'm going to hell becuase I don't happen to believe what you do, you can go f*** yourself. If you think I'm going to hell becuase I don't participate in foolish ceremonies, you can go f*** yourself. If you think I'm going to hell because I don't devote every moment of my life to my spiritual side, you can definitely go f*** yourself.

The absolute pursuit of spirituality and Godly enlightenment is as vain as the absolute pursuit of wealth or power. You can spend your whole life devoted to telling God how much you love him or you can spend your whole life making money in nausiating excess; you've still led a pitiful, empty, horrible little life. Whatever super human being there is out there probably wants you to strike a balance. Not to waste your life either way, but rather to balance your two souls and live. That's why we use the word live...it's derived from life. And if you spend all your time worrying about what might happen when your dead, then you're dead already becuase you never were alive.

Strangely, I feel much better now that I've said that. I haven't said that to anyone and now it feels like a little bit of weight (not all mind you) has been removed from my shoulders.