Third Colonies PBEM

[Aravorn]

You guys had your chance so I changed my mind.

Veracruz to Limonges-Gold

That is about it, Ive lost so many units I can hardly do anything..............

 

[Yop73]

And the turn.

 

[Aravorn]

Originally posted by Yop73
And the turn.

No news of the glorious English Armies taking over the world? Im quite surprised!

 

[Yop73]

I didn't have time to write about the glorious year of the English Army.
But we did kill like 7 French units, and destroyed the city of Port-au-Prince.

 

[Aravorn]

Originally posted by Yop73
I didn't have time to write about the glorious year of the English Army.
But we did kill like 7 French units, and destroyed the city of Port-au-Prince.

Thats better I thought you were getting soft on us!

 

[Yop73]

And I can even get harder.

 

[Aravorn]

Originally posted by Yop73
And I can even get harder.

We shall see my friend, we shall see!

 

[Darius]

Dammit overlord it would have been courteous of you to mention in your post that you killed seven of my units off England. If you had I would have known to ask Yop for a few boarding parties or for him to attack something, but instead I can't retake Antwerp and might even lose Nijmegen over it. That's not battlefield deception man, that's bad form. I would ask that Yop gets to redo his turn but I imagine you two would have a problem with that...

 

[Aravorn]

Originally posted by Darius
Dammit overlord it would have been courteous of you to mention in your post that you killed seven of my units off England. If you I would have known to ask Yop for a few boarding parties or for him to attack something, but instead I can't retake Antwerp and might even lose Nijmegen over it. That's not battlefield deception man, that's bad form. I would ask that Yop gets to redo his turn but I imagine you two would have a problem with that...

My My you are having a bad day today, if yop can redo his turn soon I dont ahve a problem with it, why did you leave your boarding parties exposed anyway?

I will AIM you later tonight about the Boney Tourney, there is a method to my madness, and considering the numerous delays I believe I may be in the right even though it clogs your inbox.

 

[Darius]

Actually nevermind, there isn't much Yop could have done anyway.

- Puerto Cabello, Caracas, and Trinidad all captured! Since I've been emptying your Caribbean cities all these turns, I thought I might as well build some Merchantmen and take them. San Juan, Granada, and La Ascunsion will fall next turn unless a miracle happens. Maybe those three to five trade arrows I gave him will let him rush an entire fleet to stop me!

- French forces around Nijmegen wiped out with the units I rushed last turn, but he still stopped me from retaking Antwerp.

 

[The Overlord]

Hey sorry didn't know I have to post every unit I destroy. I always posted only the cities I captured. It was no battlefield deception I just didn't know, I'm a newbie after all In future I will improve my posting-habit, I promise.

This time I destroyed ONE pikeman in France and moved units forward in the fortress. Strangely no Dutchmen are in sight. Are they all gone ?

 

[Darius]

You don't have to post about every unit, but a stack like that you should. Anyway, you learned your lesson.

 

[Aravorn]

The impotent, incompetent, arthritic Spanish did absoulutely nothing noteworthy. Oh we bought a few units and sold off a few more buildings but overall another very dull uneventfull turn. I am beginning to wonder why I am continueing this war since it seems like I cant do anything about it. Ah well

 

[Aravorn]

OOPS the file (see what I mean about being incompetent)

 

[The Overlord]

Originally posted by conmcb25
The impotent, arthritic Spanish did absoulutely nothing noteworthy

Impotent? Am I glad I'm French Well if you want I can send you some of my male citizens to increase the population in your country. I can assure you Frenchies are very productive in this way I could also arrange some nice French girls for the pleasure of the King

 

[Darius]

You can send them up here, we need to repopulate Belgium!

 

[Aravorn]

Originally posted by Darius
You can send them up here, we need to repopulate Belgium!

Wait a minute Darius I get first dibs at the cute French chicks!
I maybe old but I aint dead!

 

[Darius]

Oh yeah right, I really love those unshaved armpits and monthly showers!

 

[Aravorn]

Originally posted by Darius
Oh yeah right, I really love those unshaved armpits and monthly showers!

You forgot the hairly legs, and there is something about a woman with sweat dripping off the hairs under her armpits that drives me wild!

 

[Darius]

Ugh!!!