Time For A Few Groaners

[Paradigne]

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the apple tree...

Have you ever SEEN an elephant in an apple tree????

It works!!

 

[RegentMan]

@Regentman: You achieved your goal - I'm groooaaaannninnnnggggg!!!!!

I'm glad that I succeeded!

 

[Paradigne]

What do you call a fly with no wings???


A WALK...

 

[Zakal]

Three elephants fall off a cliff. Two hit land. One hits the water.

Boom boom Kiiissh!

 

[Fundamentality]

How do you make an elephant walk into a refrigerator?
You open the door and let it walk inside

 

[emzie]

Having dysentery is pretty crappy.

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

What fo you get when two men and a symbol fall off a cliff?

bu dum dish