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[Graceheart the Leopard]

That is not dead can eternal lie
And with strange eons even death may die.

It is a long time
ago, I may die the next
to die forever.

 

[suiraclaw]

The majority is filled with idiots. The minority as well, but they're with less.

->

Many of us, the most stupid people are full of thousands of our people. Therefore, a small but smaller than them.

And

Herman van Rompuy is the best EU president yet

->

Bush, EU is the best evidence is Herumanvanronpai

(president is translated to Bush -_- )

Yep, doesn't make a lot of sense.

 

[Stewie0416]

http://www.translationparty.com/#5783252
Circles= Politics?

 

[The Omega]

It's life Jim, but not as we know it--> Life is not known at this gym.

Good, bad, I'm one with the gun.--> Guns bad, I'm a good man.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9000!--> His words Bejitasukauta power level? This is more than 9000!

 

[rhawn]

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. ==> Purizupurizu Jimikurakkukon Purizupurizu Purizupurizumi Please do not worry.

We are here to drink beer and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us. ==> Take the life of beer, it still shook his death.

He who smelt it dealt it. He who denied it supplied it.==>
For them, the process has been refined. He denied supplying them.

He who goes to bed with an itchy butt awakens with a stinky finger. ==> Click under the bed for me to click to register the smell of my fingers itch.

And most importantly:
Oh my God, it is Godzilla! ==> Omaigoddogojira!

 

[The Omega]

In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it.--> Are bound to find something to kill or whether the order. (It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.)

I am hard pressed on my right; my centre is giving way; situation excellent; I am attacking.--> News I may be pressed to give a hard right. I was attacked in good condition.

Your map of Africa is quite nice. But my map of Africa is in Europe. Here is Russia, and here is France, and we are in the middle. That is my map of Africa.--> Your map of Africa is quite good. However, it is my map of Europe and Africa. In this section, Russia, France, where we are in the middle. This is my map of Africa.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it--> If there is a World War I is an image that is hatred in the hearts of the world. Attack, the problem in the world, your photos.(It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.)

I'm German and because of that part of me wants to conquer the world.--> I conquer the world when I need to learn German. (It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.)

 

[cardgame]

YES! http://www.translationparty.com/#5786035

Click that link, because many of the ones in between are hilarious

Just because there's no school doesn't mean you can sleep all day --> I have been sleeping in the school

 

[admiral-bell]

http://www.translationparty.com/#5787707

 

[f35acepilot]

I want this result to be hilarious. It better be.
->
This cheerful, I click the results. Its good.

You win three internets!
->
3-1, after one or more on the Internet!

If at first you don't succeed, you fail.
->
Please do not fail the first success.

I love internet translators!

 

[Icekommander]

http://www.translationparty.com/#5798481

Entertaining stuff

Edit: Another: http://www.translationparty.com/#5798521

http://www.translationparty.com/#5798536

http://www.translationparty.com/#5798587

 

[Enkidu Warrior]

I sometimes get essays done using these things - the easiest zeroes I ever give.
->
Sometimes I, Essay, used to run these things - I will provide easy to zero.

 

[Icekommander]

My favorite so far http://www.translationparty.com/#5798863

 

[aronnax]

Spoiler :

The Japanese were responsible for many World War Two deaths.
into Japanese
日本の多くの世界戦争の2つの死の責任だった。
back into English
Many of Japan's World War 2 was responsible for one death.
back into Japanese
日本の2次世界大戦の多くは、1つの死に責任があった。
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Many of Japan's World War 2, one was responsible for one death.
back into Japanese
日本の2次世界大戦の多くは、1つ1つの死に責任があった。
back into English
Many of Japan's World War 2, one was responsible for one death in one.
back into Japanese
日本の2次世界大戦の多くは、1つ1つの死の1つの責任者だった。
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Many of Japan's World War 2 is one of the death of one single one who was in charge.
back into Japanese
日本の2次世界大戦の多くは、1つ1つ1つ1つ、誰が担当していた人の死亡のです。
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Many of Japan's World War 2 is one one one one one one one one person is dead who was in charge.
back into Japanese
誰が担当していた死んでいる日本の2次世界大戦の多くは、1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1人です。
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Japan's death who was responsible for much of World War 2, 11,111,111 people are.
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日本の死は2次世界大戦の多くは、11111111人が担当していました。
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Death of many of Japan's World War 2, who was responsible for 11111111.
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日本の世界戦争の2人11111111を担当した数多くの死。
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Japan's World War 2 who was responsible for many deaths 11111111.
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日本の2次世界大戦は多くの死者11111111を担当した。
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Japan's World War 2 is responsible for the deaths of many 11111111.
back into Japanese
日本の2次世界大戦、多くの11111111の死に責任がある。
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World War 2 in Japan, is responsible for many deaths of 11111111.
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2次世界大戦日本では、11111111の多くの死の責任がある。
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World War 2 in Japan, 11111111 is responsible for many deaths.
back into Japanese
2次世界大戦日本では、11111111、多くの死の責任がある。
back into English
World War 2 in Japan, 11111111, is responsible for many deaths.
back into Japanese
2次世界大戦日本、11111111、多くの死の責任がある。
back into English
Japan World War 2, 11111111, is responsible for many deaths.
back into Japanese
日本世界大戦2、11111111、多くの死の責任がある。
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2,11111111 World War Japan, is responsible for many deaths.
back into Japanese
2,11111111次世界大戦日本、多くの死の責任です。
back into English
2,11111111 Japan World War II, is responsible for many deaths.
back into Japanese
2,11111111日本二次世界大戦は、多くの死の責任がある。
back into English
2,11111111 World War II Japan, is responsible for many deaths.
back into Japanese
2,11111111二次世界大戦日本、多くの死の責任です。
back into English
2,11111111 World War II Japan, is responsible for many deaths.

http://www.translationparty.com/#5802159

The sentence of total awkwardness began with the death of the great Russian Leader Vladimir Putin, who passed away to the mourns of Russians and the rejoice of Winner.
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Chairman's Statement I Urajimirupuchin total embarrassment, many people in Russia, and death is passed to the great joy of the victory of the Russian leader began a murder in sorrow.

 

[LAnkou]

lol: http://www.translationparty.com/#5802233

http://www.translationparty.com/#5802252

http://www.translationparty.com/#5802265

 

[civ_king]

EPIC FAIL http://www.translationparty.com/#5826053

that almost killed me

 

[Maniacal]

i can has cheezeburger?
into Japanese
私はすることができますcheezeburgerている?
back into English
I can cheezeburger that?
back into Japanese
私cheezeburgerすることができますか?
back into English
Cheezeburger How can I be?
back into Japanese
Cheezeburgerどうすればできますか?
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Cheezeburger How can I do?
back into Japanese
Cheezeburgerどうすればできますか?
back into English
Cheezeburger How can I do?
Equilibrium found!
You're sure are up on your Internet jokes!

 

[kulade]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
into Japanese
誰もこれまでにもさえも行く使用することに実際にされている以上のように行うか？
back into English
What more do so is actually going to use anyone, even in the past?
back into Japanese
どのようなので、実際に誰でも利用するには、過去においても起こっているのですか？
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Because what really anyone to use, what's going on in the past?
back into Japanese
ため、実際に誰かを使用して、何が過去に起こっているの？
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Because someone actually using, what's going on in the past?
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ので、誰かが実際に使用して、何が過去に起こっているの？
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So, if someone actually using, what's going on in the past?
back into Japanese
だから、もし誰かが実際に使用して、何が過去に起こっているの？
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So then if someone actually used, what's going on in the past?
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それだから、誰かが実際に使われ、何が過去に起こっているの？
back into English
Because it is actually used someone what's going on in the past?
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これは実際には、過去に向かっているのかを使用ですか？
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This is actually what you are going to use the past?
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これが実際には、過去を使用していくらになるかですか？
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This actually is or how much you use the past?
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これが実際にどの程度の場合は、過去の使用？
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If this is actually how much is used in the past?
back into Japanese
この場合、実際にどの程度の過去に使用されてですか？
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In this case, what is actually used in the past how much?
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このケースでは、実際には、過去にどれだけの使用ですか？
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In this case, in fact, how much you use in the past?
back into Japanese
この例では、実際にどれだけの場合は、過去に使用する？
back into English
In this example, how much you actually used in the past?
back into Japanese
この例では、どの程度の場合、実際には、過去に使用される？
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In this example, if the extent to which, in fact, be used in the past?
back into Japanese
この例では、ある程度、実際には、過去に使用されるのですか？
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In this case, to some extent, in fact, what is used in the past?
back into Japanese
この場合には、何が過去に使用されて、ある程度、実際には？
back into English
In this case, what is used in the past, to some extent, in fact?
back into Japanese
この例では、どのような過去には、ある程度まで使用されて、実際には？
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In this example, what the past is being used to some extent, in fact?
back into Japanese
この例では、どのような過去がある程度するために使用されて、実際には？
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In this example, has been used to some extent what is past, in fact?
back into Japanese
この例では、実際には何を過ぎて、ある程度するために使用されている？
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In this case, beyond what actually has been used to some extent?
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このケースでは、超えて実際に何がある程度するために使用されている？
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In this case, is used to some extent beyond what is really?
back into Japanese
この例では、ある程度まで実際に何が越えてご使用ですか？
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In this example, beyond what you actually use to some extent?
back into Japanese
この例では、以降では、実際にはある程度のものを使う？
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In this example, and later, some things actually use?
back into Japanese
この例では、以降では、いくつか実際に使用？
back into English
In this example, and later, some actually use?
back into Japanese
この例では、後に、いくつか実際に使用？
back into English
In this example, later, some actually use?
back into Japanese
この例では、後に、いくつか実際に使用？
back into English
In this example, later, some actually use?
Equilibrium found!
Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party.

 

[cardgame]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

WTH WTH WTH

 

[civ_king]

This thread is attempting to murder me, however the exponential power of cogitation is fail in this world
eこのスレッドは、殺人事件のニュースを私にしこうのが指数関数的なパワーは、この世界では失敗であるとしています
This thread is the exponential power of the news making an attempt to murder me in the world and this is a failure
このスレッドは、ニュースの世界では殺人事件のニュースを私の試みをするの指数関数的なパワーと、この障害です
This thread is news in the world of power and an exponential to the news of my attempted murder, and this failure
このスレッドは、電力の世界ではニュースや自分の殺人未遂のニュースに、指数、この障害が発生した
This thread is in power in the world of their news and news of the attempted murder of the index, this failure
このスレッドは、電力のニュースやインデックスの殺人未遂のニュースの世界では、この障害
This thread in the world of news and news of the attempted murder of the index of power, this failure
ニュースや消費電力のインデックスは、この障害が発生した殺人未遂のニュースの世界では、このスレッド
News and power index in the world news of the murder of this failure, this thread
ニュースは、この障害が発生した殺人事件の世界のニュースに力指数は、このスレッド
News of the strength index of the world news of the murder of this failure, this thread
ニュースは、この障害が発生した殺人事件の世界のニュース力指数は、このスレッドの

 

[kulade]

WTH WTH WTH