Tsar of the Russias: HoI2 Kaiserreich AAR

Part 5: Industrial Might

Omega stared at his map of the world as dawn rose over the city of St. Petersburg. The war that had been expected for years had finally come. Syndicalism versus the world. Who would win was still much in doubt. In Italy, the Pope's forces raced down the peninsula, defeating the Sydnicalists in battle after battle, whilest also pushing through the Alps into the heartland of France. In Spain, whilest the battle lines were still fluid, neither side had the adequate forces to launch a powerful offensive. On the German-France border, WWI was repeating itself, which Omega found rather entertaining, seeing that neither country had learned their lesson from the war 20 years ago. And closer to Russia,k the Ukraine was gobbling up any nearby nation that had dared ally with Germany.
And while the rest of the world was killing each other, Omega was drawing up plans for striking at the weakend nations of the world. But Russia was still not ready. Omega had recieved numerous proposals from many people in the government on how best to rebuild the nation. After contemplating over his Big-Map-O-World-Domination, Omega finally decided.
Omega: "Secretary Person!"
Secretary Person: "Yes, Mr. President?"
Omega: "Send a memo to our Chief of Industries that I want nine new factories operating by tonight. We shall focus our rebuilding attempts on strengthening our industry."
Secretary Person: "Yes, Mr. President."


And here's a picture of the U.S. for any of you who might be curious:

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well... there goes the neiborhood, every ones at war with every one, WWII allready started, AND THE POPE IS PWNING!
 
just for oddness, does the papacy have an air force, navy, or tanks?
 
Or they could conquer the U.S. and form The United Papal States of America and Italy.

his face is *shudders* creepy.
 
:lol: Wow, the world has lost it's mind
 
are the different americans allied in any of the european oddness?
 
depending on how their expected war turns out we should reclaim alaska.
 
More Weirdness From the Outside World!

-The Pope died. About a week later, a new pope was appointed. The Republic of Sicilies decided that, while they might be at war with the Papalcy, the new pope was a jolly good chap, and should be given their support. A few days later, they were driven off the peninsula by the forces of the papalcy.:crazyeye:
-The US declared war on California, completely ignoring the fact that there's another country in the way, meaning they can't actually fight California....:crazyeye:
-Ukraine keeps getting more land. The big brown blob on my map is starting to look kinda scary....
-The Entente (Which includes Canada, The Austrolasian Confederation (Australia and New Zealand) and Nationalist France (North Africa)) randomly declared war on Germany. German soldiers are having a jolly fun time slaughtering everything that moves in Nationalist France.
-France is slowly beating Germany.:crazyeye:
-The Papalcy is blitzing souther France.:crazyeye:
-The Kingdom of Spain looks like it might actually win the civil war.
-Hungary declares that it doesn't want to be friends with Austria anymore, and leaves the alliance, and loses it's puppet status. Austria is sad, but doesn't do anything, for some strange reason.
-England launches D-Day. In Denmark.:crazyeye:
-Everyone ignores Japan, even though they're winning against the German's asian allies.


So, a summary of this: The Germans are being pwned by the Commies. The Commies are being pwned by the Catholics. The Catholics are slaughtering everying they don't happen to fancy at the moment.
 
Okay, take back almost everythign I said in my last report..... The Italian blitz has stopped, and now they're slowly being pushed back. Germany is being completely slaughtered. The big yellow blob that was preventing the US from invading California was voluntarily annexed, so communist forces will be invading California soon. Austria and Hungary are spending their free time shouting at each other and annexing random countries in the Baltics. Oh, and we finally built some planes that work.:D (Actually, our armies looking pretty good.... If you ignore the fact that none of our soldiers have actually had any training, and just look at all the shiny equipment they have, we're one of the best armies in the world!:mwaha: )

And here's a map of Europe that you people's have been asking for:
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:lol: That is just a mess
 
Part 6: BLITZKRIEG!!!!!!!!! :mwaha:

And so, on May 6th, 1937, Omega decided to celebrate the strength of the Russian airforce (Which, thanks to the nonstop research efforts by PrinceScamp to finally invent a plane that would actually fly, was actually pretty good) he agreed to hold a demonstration of the Russian army might. Omega was to observe a military excersise, that was supposed to demonstrate the strength of the Russian army. The excersise was simple: The Russian soldiers were to attack and capture a fixed enemy position. The enemy soldiers were watermelons on sticks. And so, the excersise began.


After 10 minutes of a vicious and bloody battle, the Russian soldiers were forced to retreat, after suffering a humiliating defeat at the hands of the watermelons. Once Omega finally stopped laughing, he ordered his generals to go on a quest to find the most perfect doctrine of warfare, or else they'd be sent to the gulags. And so, his generals went to the far corners of the world in search of this fabled doctrine.

When the first general came back, he said to Omega, "President Omega, I have walked from one end of Russia to the other, asking the people where I could find the fabled doctrine. Eventually, their guidance led me to a cave in Siberia, where I found the 'Human Wave' doctrine, a doctrine of using our vast manpower to overwhelm the enemy. Whilest it is not pretty, it is efficient, and it would greatly please our people."
And Omega said, "This is a good doctrine that you have brought me. But let us wait for the other three generals first."
It was not long before the second general came, saying,
"Omega, I have searched across the battlefields of Europe, seeking the perfect doctrine. Eventaully, I found it in the highest mountain of the Alps, after having to fight my way past ogres, dragons, and telemarketers. It is called the 'Grand Battle Plan' Doctrine, and it says that the military should be controlled from a centralized authority. This doctrine is also the doctrine of the mighty European powers."
And the Omega smiled at him, and said, "This doctrine is even betterer than the last. But we shall wait for the remaining two generals before we decide."
A short while later, the third general came, and said,
"To find this doctrine, I went to the faraway land of America, where the sun always shines, the towels are o-so-fluffy, and commies run around shouting angrily at people who don't do what they tell them to. AFter much reading in the library of Congress, I learned of a doctrine hidden in a shipwreck off the coast of New York. After buying a yellow submarine from some British guys who sang really well, I traveled to the depths of the ocean, and retrieved the doctrine. It is the 'Superior Firepower' doctrine, and it believes that officers should follow their own initiative at the front."
And Omega smiled upon him, and said, "This doctrine is much more better than any I have heard before. But, while I doubt anything could beat it, we shall wait for the last general to come before my decision is finalized."
Finally, the fourth general came, and he said,
"President Omega, to find this doctrine, I travelled to Austria. There, I met a strange Austrian painter with a funny little Charlie Chaplin mustache. He gave me this doctrine, which he had had since he was a wee little child, saying he did not need it, as he was just an artist, with no intention of world domination at all. It is called the 'Spearhead', or 'Blitzkrieg' doctrine, and it calls for mobile warfare using armored spearheads and close air support."
And Omega smiled, and said, "This is by far the greatest doctrine I have ever heard. From this point forward, it shall the the official doctrine of the Russian people."
But the other three generals grew jealous of the winner, and spread dissent about the new doctrine throughout the common people, until exactly 10% of Russia was dissatisfied. But Omega would not change his mind, and thus, the Russian Blitzkrieg was born.
 
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